an irish COCKtale

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  1. surferboy

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    The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning,
    before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.

    He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church.

    During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?'

    All the men stood up.

    'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?'

    All the women stood up.

    'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?'

    Half the women stood up.

    'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?'

    Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
     
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    very good...thx for an afternoon funny
     
  3. ManlyBanisters

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    Why does he have to be Irish? :rolleyes:
     
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    because it's funny :tongue:


    Erin go bragh
     
  5. ManlyBanisters

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    Is it? :cool:
     
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    :smile:
     
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    'Tá' just means 'is' - 'Is ea' would be the response you are looking for.
     
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    damn, I knew I got it wrong

    but it was still funny :tongue:
     
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    What if it was a priest in West Virginia or Alabama? WE know that there is no one like that in South Carolina. :biggrin1:
     
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    That is sooo bad. :tongue: I will have to e-mail it to everyone I know. :biggrin1:
     
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    you can put anything there sistah. i just chose irish for flavor. and because i was wearing my clover shirt at the time that says "feelin lucky?"
     
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