An Oldie But Goodie

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  1. jakeatolla

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    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
    airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,


    'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'


    'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

    OK, ' she said.. 'That could be an interesting topic.
    But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
    flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'


    The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

    To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit'?
     
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    Nice one! I like it!
     
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