An Oldie But Goodie

jakeatolla

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[FONT='Arial','sans-serif'] A short love story[/FONT]




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A Short Love Story [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....[/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

I have a better idea,' she replied . 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that
[/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own fuckin blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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