Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by DaveyR, Feb 6, 2007.

  1. DaveyR

    DaveyR Retired Moderator
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    Diego Maradona - O dear, I'm a gonad
    Tony Blair PM - I'm Tory plan B
    Virginia Bottomley - I'm an evil Tory bigot
    Michael Heseltine - Elect him, he's alien
    Dame Agatha Christie - I am a right death case
    The Metropolitan Police Force - I'm fellatio, the erect porno cop
    Benson and Hedges - NHS been a god send
    Selina Scott - Elastic snot
    Mel Gibson - Big melons
    Gloria Estefan - Large fat noise
    Martina Navratilova - Variant rival to a man
    Gabriela Sabatini - Insatiable airbag
    Irritable Bowel Syndrome - O my terrible drains below
    Evangelist - Evil's Agent
    The Morse Code - Here Come Dots
    Mother-in-law - Woman Hitler
    Semolina - Is No Meal
    A Decimal Point - I'm a Dot in Place
    Eleven plus two - Twelve plus one
    President Clinton, of the USA - To copulate, he finds interns
    Motorway Service Station - I eat coronary vomit stews
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