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I'm curious if anybody here either got shit on their dick or got shit on their partners dick after having anal sex at any point in their life?

How did you handle it?
 

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If you've got a big dick, sometimes it happens. An acquaintance of mine is so long that it is almost inevitable.

I've had a few mudslides myself. The worst was when I was in New York on business, and got picked up by another tourist. We went to his hotel, and started to fuck. Midway through, I realized he wasn't completely clean, but he was making noises like he was going to cum, so I figured it was best to finish him off. I had miscalculated, it took a long time to make him cum. When we were done, there was quite a nasty mess. I went into the bathroom, and should have taken a shower, but I was apprehensive because I was 3000 miles from home, and realized my wallet was in my jeans on the floor in a stranger's hotel room. So I tried to clean off quickly, but every towel was brown, and I still wasn't really clean, but I thought it was good enough to head back to my own hotel, and take a hot shower. When I came out of the bathroom, he said that was an awesome fuck, and could we do it again. As everything, including his ass, was covered in shit, I can only assume he was into this. I hurriedly left. The weather had turned nasty. On the street, in the cold rain,. I bumped into a friend, who said he had no idea I was in town, and could I fuck him. I said I'd just had sex, so no. He persisted, saying he would enjoy just sucking my big soft cock. I didn't really want to explain what had happened, so he ended up being pissed off at me when I declined. When I got back to my rental car, there was a $105 parking ticket on the windshield. Apparently, the NYPD measured the distance to the fire hydrant on the side street, around the corner from where I was parked, and concluded it was too close. (At least back then, Avis rental cars were marked as such by a sticker on the side window, and as a result would get routinely fucked over by police, who know you can't fight the ticket from across the country.) So that was the true definition of a shitty day...
 

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it's part of the territory. i can count the plentiful times my wife told me to just put it in the ass and when all was said and done, it was a bit brown thereafter. nothing a baby wipe or a quick shower won't cure. after all, your ass is where shit comes out...

unless the person prepared prior to having anal sex, just be ready for it knowing it's a definitely possibility. if you can't handle it then don't stick your dick in that hole.
 

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If you've got a big dick, sometimes it happens. An acquaintance of mine is so long that it is almost inevitable.
I think I know how he feels, though I managed to avoid getting the meat browned all the time (sometimes a guy can get lucky, or simply refrain from stuffing in the last inch).

BTW: How long is he?

Condoms aren't only for protection from STIs. ;)
Damned straight!
 

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I can't begin to count the number of times a bottom who said they were cleaned out left me with a mess. Maybe its because how long we go that it stirs stuff up deep inside or depth I go. That said, anal with my gf is rarely messy. We don't prep since it's usually spur of the moment. Last time we had anal I was fingering her ass while I ate her and I did feel something inside her, but when I went into her ass, it came out fairly clean.
 
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there's a great film called 'adam and steve' where this happens big time.

but in all honesty it does happen which is why its important that the bottom prepares well, but if it happens it happens, just laugh it off.

it actually happened to me with the guy i'm current fb's with - the first time we had sex there was shit on my condom and a little slipped out - mainly as he said that I was the biggest he'd had and had gone the deepest - he was incredibly embarrassed and it rather halted the nights sex, but I called him the next day to talk it through and confirm to him it really wasn't an issue. He's been coming back to me for the last 8 months since.

you just have to accept that sex is and can be messy, even without shit happening, cum leaks out, the bed gets damp/wet etc and sex should be about fun and to laugh at it/during it is healthy surely??
 

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I’m a gay bottom. I always “hose out” before sex, but as they say, “shit happens”. When you’re fucking the end of a 24/7 poop factory, this can’t be unexpected.

Even after prepping for a colonoscopy, and not eating any solid food 48 hours, the liver might continue producing bile, which will end up in the rectum and on someone’s penis.

Personally, I enjoy quickies instead of marathon ass pounding sessions. I’d rather do oral and other fore play a long time, and be mounted for breeding when he’s ready to cum. Thus avoiding prolonged “in/out” which sometimes stimulates peristalsis and that shitty outcome.
 

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I had a guy I hooked up with freak out over getting some poo on his condom covered cock. He had a tiny cabin on a lake where we met. It was mainly a summer place and was pretty much shut down for winter. It was a cold fall evening and he had a portable heater going for heat and there was no working bathroom or running water.

He had a nice big cock! I remember unpacking it and sucking him to an incredibly hard erection. It was very thick and had a tri-column look to it where the underside had a prominent central beam, with the main blood filled chambers straddling it. It had a powerful presence with a prominent head and ridge. I couldn't wait to enjoy servicing him to climax! I wanted to have a liad of cum tonight!

Well, he wanted me to ride him. Wish he had told me he would want to do that, as it was an after work hookup and I haven't been able to prep for that! But looking at that thick, hard cock, I wanted to feel it in me!

He laid back on a cot and wanted me on top. He slipped on a condom and had some lotion for a bit of lube. I squated on him and let it slide in with one deep, slow push. God, it felt good! Instant fullness that took my breath away! I squirmed and felt his dick stimulate my prostate, working my hips to rock on it. So nice!

Then I went to start to thrust raising myself up and down, feeling his stretch inside me each time. But then I felt it... he was stiring something else up in there! I stopped moving and he asked if I was okay. I just said, "I don't think this is going to work." and climbed off of him. The tip of his dick was covered.

With no bathroom or water we were not well situated to remedy the problem! Fortunately he had a box of wet wipes! I grabbed them and wiped myself and got the bulk of it on his condom. He took the package and pulled out more. He got the condom off and we disposed of the soiled wipes in a garbage bag.

He seemed traumatized by the whole thing! I wanted to still hive him a nice blowjob to service his great cock, but he wanted it over! I couldn't get dressed and out of there fast enough for him!

I still think of his cock... he never wanted to try again. I missed out! I should of not tried fucking him without prep time. Never again for me!
 
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I'm curious if anybody here either got shit on their dick or got shit on their partners dick after having anal sex at any point in their life?
Yes and yes...every time Ive tried anal. I dont know how you guys who have beautiful fuck sessions in sunlit meadows by babbling brooks and grazing deer make it work. Reality (for me) is anal is always messy.

How did you handle it?
I never handle it well. Its awkward and disgusting. Game Over. I need a HazMat suit and chemical detoxification.
 

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If you got a big dick, and fuck hard, this is a hazard you just need to deal with, particular with impromptu sex. When I go to a big sex party, particularly if fisting is on the agenda, I expect everyone to be well-prepared. But that takes a lot of time and advance planning--diet as well as prep. (Even so, there is still the occasional accident.) If you just met in the bar or wherever, and hey, let's go fuck right now, you can't expect perfection, and might want to adjust your technique a bit until you see how it goes. The only time I was grossed out about this is when I realized (too late) that the bottom was into scat, the mess was deliberate, and he asked me if I could fuck him again after everything was already a mess. Other times, accidents happen, and you just deal with it.
 

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It’s kind of inevitable.

You and / or your partner should a) clean out with a quick water enema before sex and b) take fiber pills as part of your daily vitamin regiment. These 2 practices will largely help avoid unwanted accidents. Having a good sense of humor will help in case accidents do arise.
 

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It seems the more "in the mood" you are, the less likely you'll have any trouble: I'm guessing the less fecal matter in the GI tract, the more comfortable one would feel, and thus, be more amenable to anal.

This has been my experience even prior to anal douching (something I didn't do until I was 19)
 

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Use a 2-3 bulb enemas, watch your diet, and exercise. Not had real cock, but my wife fucks me a few times a month with the strapon. In the last couple years... not much of anything. Also, I know when it's the right time or not. This was learned from playing solo with toys while "experimenting". And as was mentioned above, a long cock enters the second chamber. We have a 14" long thin silicone toy. When I'm going to use that one... deep enema.
 
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With a big cock, that stuff is just going to happen. Condoms are a must. Had a few times where there wasn’t much and I was able to keep going to orgasm. It there’s more than a little it’s a serious mood killer and I just stop.
 

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It's definitely something you have to be prepared for and be mature about. I know a lot of bottoms have anxiety about it happening and lose interest if they have a small accident on their top. I think tops go into this knowing that it's a possibility even if they don't mention it. If you have a large cock that large cock is like a plunger churning things up in there pushing and pulling air in and out so if you are really pounding for a while you are literally pulling the waste down with each plow so if you did take the time to clean out before it's a possibility that whatever was higher up in the intestines was pulled down during sexual play.
 
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