Anal sex accidents

Joegrant43

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The worst for me was with a one night stand and he was pump me and it must have been my dinner but I could not stop passing gas. Thank God he found it funny. Do you have any stories ?
 

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Anal sex accident? You mean like messy? I've had a few "messy" anal sex encounters. Sometimes you think you are cleaned out or didn't plan for anal and it happened.

Worst was with a girlfriend and we had been having anal for 30 or 40 minutes when I pulled out and something followed my cock out. I'm sure you can figure out what it was.
 

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I think people forget about their digestive system when they prep for anal. In addition to using an enema and "cleaning" the area, you need to be cognizant that your digestive track is still active. That's why you need to know what/when you ate, and how it affects you. If you aren't under the weather, and you eat a healthy diet on a pretty regular schedule, you'll have a good sense of when you can expect to be "ready" to play. If you have a huge meal, eat food that normally runs right though you, or are not feeling well (even a slight fever can totally throw off your digestion), it's best to stick with oral that day. I do not do spontaneous anal. The thought of a messy accident is mortifying to me.
 

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Leaking a melted jolly rancher strawberry. With a newer FB I knew he like to rim me and I'd read somewhere about adding a something special flavoring -- after a session of prolonged extreme passion... When he was having his desert, he expressed concern if he might have injured me, I thinking it would add something special and forgetting to mention, it took me a second to explain. We quickly continued having great sexl with added flavorful smiles.
 

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"Passing gas" might not have been your fault. Sometimes fucking will sort of pump air into the bottom, sometime quite a lot. One of the guys at the party last night was a great fuck, but we had this problem. I could actually fell the pressure build up in him as we fucked. Every couple of minutes I had to pull out and let him deflate!

I think everyone has experienced the occasional mudslide. Sometimes guys think they are clean, but I just fucked deeper and harder than they had planed on. I remember once having to stop, and after I pulled out, looked down, laughed, and said :"Boy, don't move. I'm coming back with a towel. Daddy really did fuck the shit out of you!"

I've also met guys who would sort of loose control if you hit a certain place deep inside them. One boyfriend used to roll me on my back while I was still half asleep, and mount my morning wood. If he rode it too hard, he would suddenly jump off and go running to the bathroom, where he would spend the next 20 minutes. We had hit "that' spot again...