Anal Sex: If she doesn't like it, you're not doing it right

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  1. SassySpy

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    What a patronising twat he must be. To pontificate that ALL women like anal sex when it's done 'properly'. That's about as likely as ALL women liking liver if it's cooked properly. The knob! lol

    He claims he's *never* met a woman who doesn't like it up the butt with him.... well one can only assume that's because he's so small they hardly even notice lol
     
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    Yep a bit of an arrogant plonker isn't he? I thought, "well maybe this is actually his personals ad to GET SOME anal sex!

    That said, disregarding his arrogance- he made some very good suggestions I can only assume he read somewhere!:wink:
     
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    Well alrighty-then! Word-up!
    Thanks...I'm going to print this off and hang it on my bed-post for future ref.
    Perhaps many guys (if they're like me) need these instructions and guidelines.:wink: :biggrin1: I could have used them a marriage or two ago:rolleyes: !

    Be Safe, Be Careful, and Enjoy!
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    Thats where a guy's g-spot is located, (prostate) for women (not speaking from personal experience) it's not accessable from that direction.
     
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    Thanks Sassy great post but is it true all women like anal sex?

    I think I might start a new tread on that one hope you don’t mind
     
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    No, it isn't true Bacchus. Also, try using the search function. I think we have spoken a fair bit about anal sex here.
     
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    This is true; but like many things when anal sex is good. It's really, really good.

    On a different note, when is your next video coming out? :flirt:
     
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    June 01/07. There may even be anal sex.. Not sure who's though.:tongue:
     
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    Coconutz and Xmarks decided that they would try anal tonight.

    Xmarks wasn't too enthusiastic, but he was rearing to go.
     
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    After 6 years with my girlfriend, I thought today would be the perfect day to finally pop the question.

    Unfortunately the answer was "No, BUSTER. It aint going up there"



    Chi-Town Hustler
     
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    Sassy, just when I thought you couldn't top your last couple of threads, you surprise me with this!I love it.(And you ,lovely young Miss!:kiss::hug:)
     
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    It's so windy in Chi-Town tonight
    My roof tiles and my wife's ass have something in common tonight.

    They both going to take a fucking battering.....
     
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