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In my defense, her instructions to me while making out were: "I want it in my ass. Right. Now."

LOL! I have had my share of guys do that (I have BEEN that guy!, lol) this is when you need to hold the course and keep it slow. Tease, pull out some, follow the Fade/Petite/Nico regimen...LMAO!

Well now that you both know that rushing it doesnt work...lol perhaps you (she) will be more open to our input:tongue::biggrin1:

Best of luck to the two f ya!:hug:
 

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her ass was all "excuse me? did anyone consult me on this right now business?"

the ass takes forever to get ready. if ass says i'll will be ready at 7pm. don't make plans before 8:30. :tongue1::wink:

what Mr. Nico said. if y'all had stuck with the Nico/Petite/Fade guideline ya results would have been hot/freaky/awesome buttsex.
 

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her ass was all "excuse me? did anyone consult me on this right now business?"

the ass takes forever to get ready. if ass says i'll will be ready at 7pm. don't make plans before 8:30. :tongue1::wink:

what Mr. Nico said. if y'all had stuck with the Nico/Petite/Fade guideline ya results would have been hot/freaky/awesome buttsex.

Fair. But at least when we went back to PIV she was uncharacteristically unrestrained and had one of those "i feel like i'm going to pee" orgasms, which is super uncommon for her.
 

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i was teasing/being silly, Mr. Sbat.

for true, if ya and ya ladyfriend had a good time, then y'all did everything right. if ya ladyfriend had uncommonly good orgasms y'all get gold stars *and uncommmonly good orgasms* if y'all are interested eager for trying again.. WOOHOO!

*smooches* happy rump humping, Mr. Sbat and Mr. Sbat's Ladyfriend.
 

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i was teasing/being silly, Mr. Sbat.

for true, if ya and ya ladyfriend had a good time, then y'all did everything right. if ya ladyfriend had uncommonly good orgasms y'all get gold stars *and uncommmonly good orgasms* if y'all are interested eager for trying again.. WOOHOO!

*smooches* happy rump humping, Mr. Sbat and Mr. Sbat's Ladyfriend.

Tease as much as you want. As long as the good advice keeps coming :smile:
 

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LOL!

her ass was all "excuse me? did anyone consult me on this right now business?"

the ass takes forever to get ready. if ass says i'll will be ready at 7pm. don't make plans before 8:30. :tongue1::wink:

what Mr. Nico said. if y'all had stuck with the Nico/Petite/Fade guideline ya results would have been hot/freaky/awesome buttsex.
True enough...though if MY ass says it will be ready by 7pm, ya best be there by 4:30! (my ass is definitely an over achiever, get there early types!)
Fair. But at least when we went back to PIV she was uncharacteristically unrestrained and had one of those "i feel like i'm going to pee" orgasms, which is super uncommon for her.
Oooooo! Hot and YES! But ML says it much better...
i was teasing/being silly, Mr. Sbat.

for true, if ya and ya ladyfriend had a good time, then y'all did everything right. if ya ladyfriend had uncommonly good orgasms y'all get gold stars *and uncommmonly good orgasms* if y'all are interested eager for trying again.. WOOHOO!

*smooches* happy rump humping, Mr. Sbat and Mr. Sbat's Ladyfriend.
I is with ML on this one! If the trying, even if the anal part had to be halted, resulted in otherwordly sex elsewhere...HOLY MOSES! It is all good!
Tease as much as you want. As long as the good advice keeps coming :smile:
Note taken!:wink:
 

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Dammit i keep telling it to stop handing those out!:mad:
:tongue::biggrin1:

Actually the 24 hours...it's a typo...as we are closed for maintenance daily...:tongue:


*flips card over*

closed for maintenance and banking holidays.
call a head to check for availability.
Diners Club Card accepted



really nice font choice.
is the card linen?

 

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*flips card over*

closed for maintenance and banking holidays.
call a head to check for availability.
Diners Club Card accepted



really nice font choice.
is the card linen?



Why yes! Yes it is! thank you for noticing!

Look at the bottom...not MINE! the bottom of the card...to the right...further...further...aaaannnnd...STOP!

Parking Validation Here​

What can i say...my ass is pretty full service awesome:wink::biggrin1:​