I'll tell you Vinyl, what I'm really afraid of is that you'll end up like Sparky11point5. After getting called out on a total bullshit post (not unlike yours, but worse) he decided to leave the board for good. Now, I'm fairly new here, it isn't my place to be running people off.
Oh great... so now you think you're the LPSG equivalent to Randy Orton the "Legend Killer".

It's going to take a lot more than a fake-ass nobody like you to chase me out of anywhere.
Denial doesn't help. We all saw it.
No...
you saw it. Then again, you see a lot of things that nobody else can. Again, put up or STFU.
Please point out my elementary school failures.
Gee, where do I begin?

Should I link to the post where you thought a question was a statement; a question that wasn't even asked to you to begin with?
http://www.lpsg.org/146249-and-so-the-inevitable-begins-2.html#post2288855
Did I ask for an idiot to respond to me? Sure, you have your right to free speech and all but use that carefully. Because when you decide to come to me with nonsense like yours, you're going to be torn apart piece by piece. For instance, here's your pathetic, whiny ass attempt of a rebuttal to my question that was not addressed to you:
This is ridiculous. 1st, you have nothing other than a naked contention. 2nd, you have no idea "how much" Benjamin Harrison did in the 1st 8 months. Not a clue. Not only that, you have no basis for comparing it, nor a system for finding a basis of comparison. 3rd, WHAT HAS HE DONE?!?!?! Health care isn't reformed, Afghanistan is losing now, immigration is unchanged, oil prices are unchanged, the economy is in shambles, Iran is still a threat, so is N. Korea, ect, ect, ect.
First off, I didn't make a "naked contention". Again, I asked a question. Hence the wording of my post, accompanied with the adequate punctuation. Apparently question marks and periods STILL look the same to you.
Secondly, whether or not I know what Benjamin Harrison did in his first 8 months is completely irrelevant. You did nothing but try to refute a question with another question, then claimed to know the answer was and said NOTHING. That tells me you don't know shit, especially since you've already demonstrated punctuation & sentence structure failure in your first statement. I mean, how hard is it to conduct a Google search on ANY president, source a few pages and list key events in his time in office? Perhaps then you would know that Benjamin Harrison won his election in a similar fashion to George W. Bush, or was one of the key players in the first Pan American Congress, which eventually became the Pan American Union? But instead, you'd rather say that I have no basis of comparison, which is also completely false. With those two bits of information regarding Harrison, we can now compare the electoral victories of Harrison & Obama and note the similarities and differences. Harrison was also big on foreign policy, and Obama did a lot to try and salvage ties with our allies during the first few months of his Presidency. What's not to say that we couldn't compare those actions and weigh their importance to our Nation? I could, but the problem is that YOU'RE the one that made the bullshit claim that Obama hasn't done anything. That's your wall to climb and you're still on the ground staring at the rope. And the real reason why you won't ascend is because YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT.
Next, I posted an article to refute your claims about Obama's inability to do something and/or get something done. It listed 10 things, one of which you tried to spin into a supporting statement for your already failing argument of blatant ,elementary-leveled, cognitive errors. Remember this exasperating bout of ignorance:
I can't tell you how proud I am of our amatuer president that he got a blog going (#2) and "set a tone" (#10) that agrees with liberal members of congress. I got my blog going in less than 3 minutes. I, too, must be the best president EVER!!! OMG!
As a webmaster to several music entertainment websites, and as a professional freelance web designer who helped developed E-Commerce sites for Chase Manhattan Bank and Wal*Mart (before they were evil), I can tell you that you can get a blog running in three minutes if you use Wordpress, Blogger or any of the existing blog engines out there. And maybe if you owned your own domain and knew how to setup MySQL databases (which I have), you could install your own engine where you'll get more overall control. If you did all of this all your own, then good for you. Have a congratulatory jerk off session by yourself in celebration. However, if you knew ANY of the technology needed to properly promote and run a blog site you'd realize how much of an impact it really has made. The White House Website & Blog is linked to nearly 28,000 different sites at one time, averaging anywhere from 3,000 to 5,000 hits per day.
whitehouse.gov - Traffic Details from Alexa
Meanwhile, I visit your page on LPSG and notice that you have
no friends and receive less than one view of your page per day. Hell, nobody (with the exception of another anonymous forum entity) even wants to acknowledge that they even glanced at your profile. And you want to compare yourself to the President? If your ratings suck this bad, then I can imagine your blogs (whatever they are) must be even worse.
But I digress…
The next part of your carefully written scribe was equally as ignorant:
Let's look at one of these: the the Omnibus Public Land Management Act of 2009. Hooray for our president. Of course the bill was introduced to the Senate on January 7th of 2009. Isn't that like 3 full weeks before Obama even got into office? Wait a second here, the bill was passed out of the Senate before Obama took office. Holy crap. Obama had nothing to do with it. BUSIEST PRESIDENT EVER!!!
Who knew I could intimidate a bitch like you into stuttering in ASCII format?
“the the”? Is that more of your intelligence trying to shine through, or are you starting to realize that you don't have a leg to stand on in this debate?
Anyhow, you go on to rant and rave about how the Omnibus Public Land Management Act had nothing to do with Obama. Well, it had nothing to do with Bush either. The presenting of bills on the House & Senate floors are not obligations of the President, so whether or not this was done under his or the previous administration is irrelevant (just like your life). So again, we illustrate how a dumbass such as yourself reaches for any kind of rhetorical garbage to throw at your opponent, none of which has any real relevance to whether or not Obama himself has done anything while in office over the last 8 months.
AND THEN, there’s the failed link attempt…
You know, the one where you TRIED to provide search results from the 110th Congress that generated an error message? Yeah, you didn’t think I would want to give you a little hell after you tried to call me a “boy” in the same manner as another ignorant fool about two weeks ago? You think I’m going to let a cleverly hidden racial slur attacking my character escape me without some kind of confrontation? And for what… for merely posing a question that wasn’t even directed at you? Yeah, think again asshole. You fucked with the wrong one. Because after that little shot, you’ll forever be views as a ignorant little bitch in my eyes. And I’ll take pride in tearing apart every bullshit statement you make in response to me and expose you for the pathetic little hack that you are.
Oh, and by the way... it's "etc". And you fucked that up in
triplicate.
All of these examples of message board failure generated from just TWO of your posts on this thread. Shall I go further? I guarantee you'll want to call me something worse than "boy" after I'm done.
Did you mean "Tourette-style"? As in Tourette Syndrome?
Yes, shit for brains... unlike you, I didn’t stutter. I meant exactly what I stated, as a means to describe your pathetic bantering on this thread. Learn what simile is after you figure out the many different forms of punctuation, OK?
While we're talking about elementary school:
It is bad form to start a sentence with the conjunctions "and" or "but."
Maybe for a kid who is still stuck in elementary school… or for you who demonstrates the cranial maturity of a pigeon, but as adults we can. Now, get the fuck out of my face.