and the winner is......?

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by contortionist, Oct 15, 2004.

  1. contortionist

    contortionist New Member

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    When I was very young, I had a freakishly long penis. By the time I was 14 I had been overtaken by a couple of friends. Now that I have joined lpsg, I am positively only average! So, who has the longest on this site? Who is Number 1, 2 and 3? Let's put confirmed monsters up for a measured winner. Any offers?
     
  2. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

    B_DoubleMeatWhopper New Member

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    Let's not. One of the best things about LPSG is that it's not a big dick contest, so let's not try to turn it into one, okay?
     
  3. Pappy

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    Let's not. One of the best things about LPSG is that it's not a big dick contest, so let's not try to turn it into one, okay?
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    Spoken like a true gentleman. I whole heartedly agree.
     
  4. D_that's a tall order

    D_that's a tall order Account Disabled

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    Yes, Bravo to DMW, who once again illustrates his security and perspective about himself and this site. I have chatted with many younger members who are so hung up on the 10+ inch-long guys around here, that they describe themselves as "not so big" when they themselves are 7 inches or more in length! Crazy.

    Guys, once you get into the above average range, everybody is big! Everybody wins! If we get into the habit of envying or coveting someone else's extra inch, than a 16 inch penis isn't going to satisfy us.

    Let us celebrate the fact that we are all big. Or even simply the fact that we have penises in the first place.
     
  5. contortionist

    contortionist New Member

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  6. madame_zora

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    Yay!! Penises for everyone!
     
  7. Dude!

    Dude! New Member

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    Hopefully not for you anyway, at least not your own personal one.
     
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