Andrew Luck

Enlarge the picture a couple of times and the knee pads turn into what appears to be a jacket tossed over the back of the chair with a white lining that is about knee height.
 
That's Adam Vinateri, long time kicker. I would drink his bath water.
 
Bryce Johnson has the lowest hanging set of balls I've ever seen on another man... Seriously they hang halfway to his knees, I have no idea how he walks around with those things. My friends and I discussed it after seeing him in the play "Take Me Out." We wondered if he was self conscious about them the first time all the actors stripped down together.

Any chance there's images floating online about this? I've seen the very satisfying pics from the shower scenes in Take Me Out, but don't think there are any from the version that Bryce Johnson is in - would love to be wrong about that.