Animal Balls!

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Serious Paul, Jul 28, 2007.

  1. Serious Paul

    Serious Paul New Member

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    I'm not sure where to begin, but I'm Serious Paul-and I have an oversized organ.

    I've lived my whole life with this curse-this monsterous organ. And until now I really thought I was alone. I'm a successful guy, who leads a rich and rewarding life...until it comes time to unleash my monsterous penis on some poor unsuspecting woman.

    I'm hoping to find some tips in dealing with my size issues, and maybe find a few women who really like a slab of meat.
     
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    Welcome and enjoy the group!
     
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    Welcome to the group, Paul!
     
  4. ashlar

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    Why does this sound like the introduction to Ham Stroker's Dickula?
     
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    Velcome to de group
     
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    *LOL*


    Indeed... Velcome
     
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    Welcome to the group. I'm sure you will find it interesting and helpful. And as so many of the group members are wary of people (fakers), putting a photo (telephone photo, cam, etc.) on would be helpful and goes a long way to getting honest advice. Enjoy!
     
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    Hey Paul,

    Welcome to the group. You are not alone believe me. Looking forward to your contribution
     
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    Hello Animal Balls,

    Until you post some evidence of your problem how can anyone adequately judge it? I hope you aren't just teasing.:mad:
     
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    You must be quite arresting.

    Welcome, Paul.
     
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    LOL welcome to the group. Maybe you could unleash some pics of your monstrous slab of meat?
     
  12. ashlar

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    Personally, I'd be shocked.
     
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    Goodluck In Dealing With Such A Curse!enjoy!!!!
     
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    Welcome fellow Michigander.

    Fill out your profile so the rest of the Michigan crew can get to know you better.

    Oh, and beware. Bullshit in will get you nothing but bullshit back.
     
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    Hi there Paul well welcome to you.I can understand and relate to you first hand at what you are saying about being cursed your whole life with having a monsterous/massive oversized penis.You are not alone here.
     
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    why not cut it and reduce size ok choped now
     
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    Welcome to LPSG Serious Paul.
    You are not alone and crused like many of us here on this site.
    Hope we can be of some help for you to cope.
     
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    Hey guy,
    WELL, let's see them !
     
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    I too have an oversized organ, but, have had very few problems with unsuspecting females. I fact the majority are more than happy to give it a go. Anyway welcome to LPSG and why not share a pic or two of that monsterous organ?
     
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