This is a bit of an off-the-wall question (hey I'm known for those...) but it should be a fun discussion starter if everyone participates... We've all been to the zoo, or at a farm, or perhaps over at your brother-in-law's house and seen male animals, er, um.... rutt. Big brown bears rub on trees. Neighbor dog humping your leg. Animal husbandry. You know, basic discovery channel stuff right before your kid's eyes. So the question is- what are the comparisons in our culture? When a guy is super horned up that he's just pulsing with testosterone and he's driven to find relief from his overwhelming obsession at all costs... what does he do? Saving the one word, smartass replies for another thread, what creative and wild things have you or your buddies done when nature required you to do your primal act of seed spreading? Either when younger, or currently- what's your alternative to getting hand action? I'll start- when I was growing up as a horny 15-16 year old I used to climb on swing set poles or ropes until total muscle fatigue would set in across my body and I'd have an intense, throbbing cumshot, usually right in my briefs. It's a wonder I never fell!