Animal Olympics Itinery

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    Day 1:- opening ceremony

    Day 2:- Athletics begins with the polar vault
    Swimming gets underway with the Butterfly

    Day 3:- Gymnastics:- grasshoppers compete on the vault
    pidgeons on the beam
    orangutans on the rings
    budgies on the parallel bars and
    spiders on the floor

    Day 4:- Athletics continues with the hammerhead whilst the fleas
    compete in the high jump
    Swimming continues with the creepy crawl
    Water-polo begins between the dolphins and seals

    Day 5:- Porcupines and Tarantulas are going head to head in the Archery
    Further coverage from the pool in the springbok diving
    Wales take on Turkey in the basketbull final

    Day 6:- Athletic highlights of the shotpet semi-finals
    Swimming continues with 400m blackbirdstroke

    Day 7:- Highlights of the sing-song final between the nightingales
    and the roosters
    Action in the ring begins with the boxingdog

    Day 8:- Crowing begins

    Day 9:- Weightlifting coverage as crocodiles take on alligators in
    'the grip' whilst women take on men in the 'cleaning n jerking'

    Day 10:- Further coverage from the crowing with the foxless pairs

    Day 11:- Athletics wraps up with the 4x4 beelay
    Gerbils take on Mice in the karatty final

    Day 12:- Coverage lakeside as the goating medals are awarded

    Day 13:- Finals of the hennis and cockey tournaments played
    Skunks take on headless chickens in the stinkronised spinning

    Day 14:- Closing ceremoney-spider


    WELL I WAS BORED!!!
     
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    I'M SO BORED!!! Somebody direct me to a site a may never have visited before, i'm pretty new to the internet (just under 1 year) so it may be easy.....i like interactive sites
     
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