Annoying questions

[D_Hugh_G_Nutz]

What questions are you asked that are annoying or just plain dumb when someone sees your penis in a lockerroom?

I have a couple to get this started along with possible answers.

Wow, where did you get that huge thing?

Wal-mart, aisle 6

OMG, can I touch it?

Nice to meet you too, but I typically just shake hands.

Anybody else?

 

[arliss]

wow! how much does that thing weigh?

is it black or white?

looks heavy! is it?

mind if I stare ?he! he!

how do you walk with that thing?

 

[Pecker]

Do you faint when you get excited?

Do people go to church when your balls clang together?

 

[Fire Agate]

i dont go to locker rooms. but if i did i'd probably get some comments, what those would be is anyones guess:wink:

 

[art]

How do you put that thing in your underpants?

Doesn't it hurt when it gets erect?

You'll never get a girl to fuck with that thing. (Especially funny the day after I'd lost my virginity.)

 

[grnman]

Ha ha, it is funny what people say. One of my favorites, "Is that real." Ah well what do you think your looking at?

Jack

 

[B_Just Joe]

is it real?

are you part black?

how do you wear pants?

how do you wear shorts?

how do you walk?

 

[CUBE]

I think I have those same questions Just Joe...that is a massive cock. wow

 

[stanley9]

I've had more comments and actions than questions. Along the lines of:

'you know everyone runs into the showers after you to see your big dick'

guy reaching out to wrap his hand around my cock in the gym showers

guys jockeying to shower next to me in gym showers

 

[SyddyKitty]

Wish my locker room experiences were more elaborate. x.x This town sucks for that. XD Everyone is just silent and shy.

 

[B_Just Joe]

is it real?

are you part black?

how do you wear pants?

how do you wear shorts?

how do you walk?

oh another one i hate:

are you in porn?

why arent you in porn?

why the fuck do you have to be in porn if you have a big dick!?

 

[benderten2001]

"Wish my locker room experiences were more elaborate. x.x This town sucks for that. XD Everyone is just silent and shy."

Here in the southeastern U.S., I don't believe it's all that common to be so bold and daring to strike up such conversations! -----Is it?

Like the above quoted poster, I sure haven't heard such remarks....ever!

 

[naughty]

Wow! I had no idea you guys experienced stupidity at that level. :redface: Dontcha just love the haters?

 

[Principessa]

Do people go to church when your balls clang together?

ROTFLMAO :biggrin1:

What questions are you asked that are annoying or just plain dumb when someone sees your penis in a lockerroom?

I have a couple to get this started along with possible answers.

Q: Wow, where did you get that huge thing?
A: Wal-mart, aisle 6

Q: OMG, can I touch it?
A: Nice to meet you too, but I typically just shake hands.

Anybody else?

Well at least you have kept your sense of humor.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I've gotten: (even though I don't have a penis)
-wow did that hurt! (nipple piercings)
-there is no way you have your hood done!! That must have been excruciating.

 

[rich-9.8]

I've had "Come on, you're not black!" from people I've told its size to. I've also had "How do you stay conscious when it gets hard?"

 

[BigMeatNJ]

is it real?

are you part black?

how do you wear pants?

how do you wear shorts?

how do you walk?

lol..I have heard these too...except how do you wear pants. but in it's place I have been asked "guess thats from wearing boxers?" or "is that why you wear boxers" funny thing is I actually freball more time than wear boxers..but I have always been a boxer guy.

the one common one that amazes me is "are you part black?" or variations on it. it's as if the huge hung black man sterotype is sooooo ingrained in peoples minds that if you're hung, you MUST be black. I usually answer this one with another sterotype comment: "no, but I AM italian, and there's really not much difference" sometimes they laugh, but other time then nod in agreement and say "ahhhhhh..that explains it" funny shit!

 

[surferboy]

I've had more comments and actions than questions. Along the lines of:

'you know everyone runs into the showers after you to see your big dick'

guy reaching out to wrap his hand around my cock in the gym showers

guys jockeying to shower next to me in gym showers

wow...if someone reached out for my cock, i'd fuckin throw down. like, it's one thing to ask (who knows, i might let ya =P) but to just outright reach for it? hellz no!

 

[yngjock20]

Even though I'm not "Huge" I have gotten:

Will you please fuck me? (I'm a bottom...that's why it's annoying)

Daaamn! (Which isn't really a question, but it's still kinda annoying)

Can I touch/lick/suck/stare at it? (more than once by the same person after I already said no the first time)

You must get sex all the time? (which is an unfortunate fallacy)

 

[Mr. Snakey]

The one i allways hated was why are you hard all the time(from friends or co-workers} and i would say im not hard. That would invite more stupid questions. Baggy pants has solved this problem somewhat.:smile: :wink: :biggrin1: