Annoying things about Craigslist ads/people

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Can't say I get too much spam. I do get escorts offering their services occassionally.

And ya, there are wayyyyy more guys on CL than women. Women can put their trash on the street and someone is bound to pick it up eventually, lol.
 

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So this past year I've been checking out the CL personals since I've been interested in meeting up with discreet HUNG buddies to j/o, watch some porn etc. I've had 4/4 great encouters, but that is after lots and lots of screening. I post maybe twice a month and check every few days or so. Its fun, but exhausting at the same time.

The good:
- CL, at least in Toronto, has lots of new posts every day it seems (at least in the m4m sections as I see)

The bad:
- Sometimes the SAME people post the EXACT same thing every day, and worse they will post (essentially) the same ad EVERY HOUR sometimes!
- Guys who post ads with very SHORT descriptions. Like the whole post will be "I want to fuck a bottom tonight". I can't imagine anyone responding to that, but maybe its just me.

The SUPER ANNOYING (to me anyways):
- People who ask for pics in their ad but don't even put one up themselves (or they put up a random porn or 'dummy pic').
- People who say they don't have pics! Come'on guys its 2010 don't lie to everyone! Fine I get it if you don't want to send out a face pic. Fine. But it takes 2 seconds to snap a pic of your bod on your phone and send it.
- When you ask for stats, they give you something random like their height and nothing else. OK when my ad says "looking for a HUNG guy" uh dontcha think you should tell me how big you are... Similar: when you directly ask "how big are you" you get something like "fairly hung". Which I now know to mean 6 inches or less.
- People who don't really read the ad. Example: I'll say in my ad "not looking for oral, fucking etc." and the first email I get is "I wanna suck you", "I want you to fuck me" you get the idea.

I'm sure I got a lot more. Lemme think...

Anyways thanks for reading that rant. Share your CL experiences/annoyences etc.

Cheers

my CL gripes.
here in NY there are alot of flakes alot of back and forth e-mailing then "it is too late" or they write back and forth every 10 seconds then disappear and randomly a while later are "hey bud where are you? wanna shower together?". we never discussed showering together.

i think alot of guys go on their and browse pictures as wank material and ask what yuo WOULD do to them if you met up but they are not actually planning on meeting up.

another gripe...guys who post daily or hourly with same story and picture for a year now but still include "new to this" or "don't do this often". either every ad strikes out or they are lying about how often they do it.

lastly most of the impressive cocks and the types you'd see on this site are for generous only.
first, there is a section for pay on CL keep that shit over there and out of the personals and also as a beginner when some guy with a 8"x6" posts saying he has stamina and is looking for a power bottom and be generous...like seriously you want me to pay for the pain and not being able to walk for 2 days.....
 

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I have had some very good luck finding girls on CL under Casual Encounters. I met an 18 year old beauty last year who was a self proclaimed nympho... and proved it! Sadly, she found a bf and is engaged :( I have also posted ads mentioning a little "tuition assistance" for a hot college girl and have met several girls that way. Yes, 95% of the responses you get will be spam but they are easy to spot and well worth that 1 gem that you find.

I have a few cop buddies and believe you me, they check those ads daily.

Whenever they see any mention of "tuition assistance" (which is pretty common) or the "$" substituted for S, or the word "generous" they are pretty much on the case. I've heard one guy say that craigslist is the easiest way to get someone on solicitation of prostitution. Its shooting crabs in a barrel.

Not to argue morals or right or wrong...just saying that they are watching.

Also, ads that mention "I will be cruising X Location at X time"...cops tend to show up.
 

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I love reading the Missed Connections b/c they are so stupid and the chance of the person catching the post has got to be 1 in a millon. Esp when you post super vague thinks like (this is a real one):
.

Missed connection posts in my city have become super ridiculous lately. I think its because I live in a college town full of emo hipster douchebags and their emo hipster douchebaggery is clearly evident in their postings.

Example:
i miss you - w4m

or even better:

S

They can't even be called missed connections anymore. Its more like people just need an outlet to post random thoughts. I guess they never heard of a blog. Or twitter.



Or the dudes who have the nerve to "pic in 1st response" and they don't put up a pic, and don't list any stats, and then when you ending up sending a pic anyway, they don't even respond because they are just pic collectors

Yeah be careful about pic collectors. Often times they take your pic and use it to send out to other people to get their pics. Its happened to me: a guy sent me a pic (claiming it was him) that I had sent him earlier in response to another ad. I guess he didn't recognize my email addy.

another gripe...guys who post daily or hourly with same story and picture for a year now but still include "new to this" or "don't do this often". either every ad strikes out or they are lying about how often they do it.

Yeah theres a local guy who posts just about everyday about how he is new to guys and doesn't hook up often. He says he is visiting friends and family and looking to explore his sexuality while in town. He's been 'visiting' and 'exploring' for a year now.

One thing I appreciate is that local CL users tend to air out the dirty laundry and call people on their BS. Which is technically a violation of TOS I think, but it helps keep the BS to a minimum, and at least warns others to beware.


lastly most of the impressive cocks and the types you'd see on this site are for generous only.
first, there is a section for pay on CL keep that shit over there and out of the personals and also as a beginner when some guy with a 8"x6" posts saying he has stamina and is looking for a power bottom and be generous...like seriously you want me to pay for the pain and not being able to walk for 2 days.....

I always find the "looking for generous" ads to be the most hilarious. Its always something really ridiculous like, "You come and pic me up (cause I have no car) and take me back to your place (cause I can't host) suck me off, then take me back home....oh yeah..and you must be generous." And they attach a post script: By the way, I'm straight so I can't send pictures out.

Like seriously, has that ever in the history of craigslist worked for anybody? I guess there are some people who will respond and comply (maybe someone gets off on the idea of paying for sex) but theres gotta be a ton of guys willing to let other guys blow them for free..lol.
 

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for some reason, i always thought people mostly looked down on meeting people on craigslist. it's interesting to see how many people have experiences on there. i've met a handful of people on there, and you come across some very interesting people.

things that people have mentioned thus far are so true! i always have to wonder about the people who don't display pics, but demand them... do they really think they're going to get positive responses?? then you have the fakes out there who either just collect pics or set up things with no intentions of following thru. you gotta love the ones who don't pay attention to the ad and ask you the same questions you've already answered. i tend to get the people who are nothing close to the description you want... most of the time being much older. when i say under 35, that does not mean 58! haha. and let's not forget the creepers.... you can post an ad, and that same person you've been ignoring is the first one to respond. the funny thing about that is half the time, they don't even realize that you're the same person they've been pursuing. some of the people you come across on there just make you shake your head....

craigslist can be good for laughs tho. the crossdressers always make me laugh, and some of the fetishes people talk about. as far as what lookingcurious mentioned, people should know that those ads about being generous or meeting at a certain location at a certain time are foolishly suspicious.

one of the biggest hesitations and most unsettling thoughts for me is the idea of finding someone who has some sort of disease. fortunately that hasn't happened, thank the lord, but it's something you have to think about and be careful about. twice have i come across people who expressed interest, but decided to tell me that they had something (and wanting to do only certain things). it's nice that there are still honest people, but it's crazy to think of how many people who willing seek out people on sites like that when they know they have diseases.

craigslist has its quirks tho, and you have to decipher what's real and what's not, but occasionally, you meet some nice people to hang out with or maybe mess around with. interesting thread guys....
 

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"Hey you...I was locking up my business at the strip mall late last night. And I was going to my car...and a guy pulled out a knife and forcibly raped me. Whoever you are...that was some good fucking that I have had in a looooonnnngg time. You came a lot in my hole. :mischievous:

:tongue:I know you love me...you left me with my wallet and you ran away without taking your loot bag.:wink::hitit:

Whoever you are...Come back lover. I want more of that good dick...surprise me one night. You know which strip mall...:wink:"


HAHAHAHAHAHA! I just imagined that whole scene....
 

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This one-
I have a nice shaven cock, size 7, that really enjoys being sucked and played with.

I would like a guy to come to my house in chippenham, with a chicken chop suey, fried rice and two spring rolls.
Whilst I am eating that, you will be eating me, so to speak.

First timers very welcome. You have to try it sometime....

If you are up for it then email me. I am fit, clean & very friendly.

linky; chinese takeaway & a BJ

Forget about the guy - I'd take the Chinese food back to MY house. I'd eat it and leave him to play with himself at his house. You want me to pay for YOUR dinner AND suck you off FOR FREE? Pffffft! I don't fucking think so!
 

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I have advertised for hot latinos in CL and I got one response. The guy wasn't even Latino and never showed up.
 

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OK I have a new story. So I;m emailing back and forth with a CL guy one night. He was hot and had a huge uncut cock. But it was pretty late to meet and we both decided we'd save it haha for another night, maybe the next day. Fine.

I'm busy the next night (improptu binge drink fest with my buddies) and the next night as well (work function). I finally check my email (the addy I use for CL isn't my regular one) this second night and the guy has emailed a few times (where are you type of thing). Again I email him back that its too late. I pass out.

The next day he sends this rageful email saying how i'm a loser stringing him alone and wasting his time, and I shouldn't be so hurtful and just b/c its CL doesn't mean real ppl are involoved etc etc. Made me feel bad...

But Come on! I'm sorry but real life and ppl I actually give a fuck about take precedence over a few back and forth emails from CL weirdos! Like I'd never met this guy and he though what? we're engaged? get a life buddy. I meant I did feel bad but this fucking lavalife or eharmony or some shit. Geez.

Am I the asshole?
 

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Super annoying - you schedule a play date and they do not show up. . you schedule a play date and they are spun out on crystal, or drunk. . you schedule a play date and the butch masculine dude you made plans with comes dressed as a Trans-hooker.

gotta love CraigsList. . lol
 

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Super annoying - you schedule a play date and they do not show up. . you schedule a play date and they are spun out on crystal, or drunk. . you schedule a play date and the butch masculine dude you made plans with comes dressed as a Trans-hooker.

gotta love CraigsList. . lol

... Your a meth head?
 

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Totally totally agree about the poster saying it's about the FANTASY of meeting up with people as opposed to actually linking up with someone.

Craigslist is kinda weird for me. I see the same posts every day, nearly every hour it seems and Craigslist actually never works for me. I click on the edit button to update it and the renew button but my post isn't actually posted. I actually found that it would post like 10 hours later.

I guess I fit into the stereotype because I only do it for shit's and giggles. But oh well. Lol
 
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I've been trying it out of boredom but no luck. I would post specifically that I'm a straight male looking for a woman. And every single time I will get an email from a man saying "hey I know you're straight but can I suck you". Sometimes I'm nice and say no. Sometimes not so much.