Annoying things about Craigslist ads/people

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I have a nice shaven cock, size 7, that really enjoys being sucked and played with.

I would like a guy to come to my house in chippenham, with a chicken chop suey, fried rice and two spring rolls.
Whilst I am eating that, you will be eating me, so to speak.

First timers very welcome. You have to try it sometime....

If you are up for it then email me. I am fit, clean & very friendly.

linky; chinese takeaway & a BJ


HA HA HA HA. This guy is hungry and horny!!!! Quite inventive, actually......but 100% douchebaggy!
 

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CL used to be a decent place, but like everything else, time has not been good to it. I've posted on m4w many times and have had about half a dozen solid hookups, including a long-term FB that was awesome. Even after she got married, it turned into a cuckold situation. These days, I get spam and guys in reply to my ads, or women who just all of a sudden lose interest. It has to do with the short attention span of most people these days I think. Too many distractions, people can't stay focused long enough to follow through.
 

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I posted on CL and met a few guys as well. I am married and most of the guys I hooked up with were married as well. Its funny when you hook up with guys you know from church or other places. I have only kept about 3 guys who are my regulars now and they are all married. WE play together.
 

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I posted on CL and met a few guys as well. I am married and most of the guys I hooked up with were married as well. Its funny when you hook up with guys you know from church or other places. I have only kept about 3 guys who are my regulars now and they are all married. WE play together.

I can only begin to imagine the plethora of bio hazards you subject your poor wife to. My apologies in advance if she's aware of your voracious sexual appetite for strange men.
 

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Flakes and dudes who lie about dick size. I generally only jack with dudes who are around my size or bigger. If I'm 8(Even though a lot of people think I'm bigger) and you tell me you are 8(the go to size for everyone these days) Don't show me a pic of you holding a dick that is clearly 6.
 
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I've always found browsing CL interesting; how someone can be so honest and dishonest at the same time. I also find it tantalizing reading about some of the desires that people post about.

Personally, I've recently had very good success posting a well crafted add in the right section, m4mw.
 
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I've tried messaging a few guys. They were both vague and didn't send any pictures but demanded i send face/body pictures.
To be fair, it's only been two so far.
I'll keep trying though. I wonder what the chances of getting a MWM off craigslist.
 

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CL in Phoenix sucks and not in a good way. It's the same small group of people posting the same ad multiple times a day. So many of them don't want to travel to you because they don't have transportation, they can't host because they are adults living with their parents, or they want drugs or money. The ones that are close are married and have very tiny windows of opportunity while the wife is out of the house. It's just not worth it anymore.
 
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Have used Craigslist a handful of times to get a blowjob. The guys I met there always turned out to be well educated, "non-crazy" and up to what they advertised. Great experiences so far. It probably helps that I set high requirements on the eloquence and thoughtfulness of the ad and email correspondence.
There is some obvious crap though.
 
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CL has declined significantly in quality over the past few years. My local w4m is 99% spam, written by people with a poor command of english, so obvious scammers. mw4m is slightly better, if you can get them to show up. As far as posting, the best way to weed out bullshit is to put a key in the text of your ad near the end. What's a key? Ex: please put your favorite color/sexual position/sports team in the subject line of your reply. Or something more specific, it's up to you. I've been strung along by a few bots/trolls, but have had moderate success. For the effort involved, you can't beat it. Place ad. Have email convo. Text or Kik details. Pussy shows up at your door like you ordered a fucking pizza. I've never had them flake once they are here. I don't fuck hambeasts or troglodytes either. All of this is happening in a small mid-western town with less than 50,000 people.