Another Bar Joke

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A famous, squinty eyed sailor with big bulgy arm muscles walks into a bar, "Josef Mann's Gathering Place & Eatery."

The German owner greets him with a frosty cold mug of beer, saying, "Our specials tonite are cheeseburgers or chicken pot pie. I brought you a mug of the locally brewed ale, but if you want I'll go get you an import. What'll it be, stranger?"

The sailor replies: "Um, pot pie, this ale, Herr Mann."