Another Bar Joke

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  1. Pecker

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    A famous, squinty eyed sailor with big bulgy arm muscles walks into a bar, "Josef Mann's Gathering Place & Eatery."

    The German owner greets him with a frosty cold mug of beer, saying, "Our specials tonite are cheeseburgers or chicken pot pie. I brought you a mug of the locally brewed ale, but if you want I'll go get you an import. What'll it be, stranger?"

    The sailor replies: "Um, pot pie, this ale, Herr Mann."
     
  2. Pecker

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    Tofu very much!
     
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