Another Blonde Joke

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  1. Pappy

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    Day1:
    A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
    Mum replies: "yes dear"

    Day 2:
    "We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
    Mum replies: "yes dear"

    Day 3:
    "We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I'm a 36DD. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
    Mum replies: "No dear, it's because your 25.
     
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