Another cock contest

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  1. standfest2007

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    1 point for every inch of length,

    1 point for every inch of girth,

    1 point for every lbs. your cock can weightlift,

    1 point for every time u can cum within 2 hours.

    Here are my points:

    1 point for every inch of length: 7

    1 point for every inch of girth: 6

    1 point for every lbs. your cock can weightlift: 4

    1 point for every time u can cum within 2 hours: 5

    Totally: 22

    Who has more points?
     
  2. KYJenni

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    How on earth do you weight lift?? Is there a special attachment or do you just pile on towels/clothes till it bends the wrong way? Owwww......
     
  3. standfest2007

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    its quite simple: u take a shopping bag, fill some beer or wine (or cola) bottles into it and hang it onto the cock (on the front end!) - and then see how many weight the cock can lift before bending downwards :cool:

     
  4. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Dig it, the suspensory ligaments in your groin'd feel murder if you lifted anything heavy with your dick.
     
  5. standfest2007

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    So what do u call "heavy"? :eek:

     
  6. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Somehow, holding full beercans, beer bottles/soda cans/bottles or wine in an ordinary plastic shopping bag with your dick seems to fit the bill, perfectly, dontcha think?
     
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    it's a tough guys' game - just try what u can do ... :rolleyes:

     
  8. HOLLYWOOD29

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    stupid contest.....im ubeatable
     
  9. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Sure! if you'll be glad to explain to my urologist why I strained my groin that is.
    and BTW, since when is dickweightlifting been considered the prerequisite for machismo/tough guy status?:confused:
     
  10. KYJenni

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    Cause the guys who can lift petite women with just the might of their cocks get all the girls
     
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    Great explanation - thanx, KYJenni! :biggrin1:

     
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    Actually, cock weight lifting would probably build up the pc muscles, resulting in stronger orgasms. :wink:
     
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    Yeah, but who wants to shoot their partner across the room??
     
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    do the winner get anything?
     
  16. transformer_99

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    I guess I'm going to have to take a "0" for the penis curls contest and make up for points somewhere else in the competition. Anyone else got 22 points beat, so they don't have to do the weightlifting event ? :biggrin1:
     
  17. transformer_99

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    I suggest we add a competition/category, we let an NFL punter kick your penix without a cup, if you can still get yourself up off the ground under your own power in under 15 minutes, you get another point. :eek:
     
  18. Mr Ed in Mass

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    421 points for me
     
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    Does dangling cigarbabe from your cock and using her to weightlift really count, though? :rolleyes:
     
  20. Principessa

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    ROTFLMAO :biggrin1:

    Yes, it does. :tongue:
     
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