Another Dumb Ass: Man Shoots Self After Denied Sex

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by Omegaman, Oct 3, 2008.

  1. Omegaman

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    Heys Guys, this was in the news today: If she don't want talk with Miss Palmer: Jackoff

    FORT MYERS, Fla. -- A Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him, police said. The Lee County Sheriff's Office reports that 29-year-old Jonathon Guabello and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday. The girlfriend told deputies that Guabello had wanted to get intimate, but she wanted to go to sleep. When Guabello became irate, authorities said the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies Guabello came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen and knocked himself unconscious. Watch Local 6 News for more on this story. Guabello was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail.
     
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    What an idiot.
     
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    o my god, someone send this guy a fleshlight
     
  4. Smooth88

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    *facepalm*
     
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    He should have shot himself in the head, not the arm, for being so stupid.
     
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    Looks like he blew the wrong load. :tongue:
     
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    I could believe some cop would write that in the incident report. that dude should get an honorable mention in the Darwin Awards competition for 2008.
     
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    Pussy, ass and or cock isn't worth shooting yourself just because you didn't get it when you wanted it. After all, you can have sex with five ladies anytime you want (old mother thumb and her four daughters) lol . Seriously though, this guy either has a alcohol problem or a mental problem. He should get a little counceling. He has serious issues to deal with.
     
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    All for sex. He could have bought himself lots of sex for the amount it's costing for his bail.
     
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