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So a man was walking down the beach after a ruined date. Then he spotted a lamp sticking out of the sand. He picked it & dusted it off when smoke came in the form of a genie.
The genie said, "You have released me from this lamp. For that, I shall grant you one wish."
The man thought it over, then said, "I'd like a highway to go from here to Hawaii."
The genie replied, "To do so would require an enormous expenditure of time and materials. Can you think of an easier wish?"
The man was disappointed, but thought it over & said, " All right then, I'd like to know how a woman's mind works."
The genie looked at him, sighed, and asked, "You want that highway to be 2 or 4 lanes?"
The genie said, "You have released me from this lamp. For that, I shall grant you one wish."
The man thought it over, then said, "I'd like a highway to go from here to Hawaii."
The genie replied, "To do so would require an enormous expenditure of time and materials. Can you think of an easier wish?"
The man was disappointed, but thought it over & said, " All right then, I'd like to know how a woman's mind works."
The genie looked at him, sighed, and asked, "You want that highway to be 2 or 4 lanes?"
