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A woman was walking on the beach when she happened upon an old lamp. She rubbed it & out popped a Genie who said, "Thank you for freeing me; I have been in there for over 1,000 yrs. I'll grant you three wishes for your kindness."
The Woman was excited. "But be warned; whatever wish you make, your husband will get 10 times over." the genie admonished.
The woman said, " I want to be the most beautiful woman in the world."
The Genie warned, "Your husband will be the most handsome man in the world. Women will flock to him."
The woman replied, "That's OK. I trust my husband."
In an instant, POOF!- she became the most beautiful woman in the world. For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The Genie said, "That will make your husband 10 times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's OK. We'll share our money."
In an instant, POOF!!- she became the richest in the world. The Genie inquired about her third wish. She answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
The Woman was excited. "But be warned; whatever wish you make, your husband will get 10 times over." the genie admonished.
The woman said, " I want to be the most beautiful woman in the world."
The Genie warned, "Your husband will be the most handsome man in the world. Women will flock to him."
The woman replied, "That's OK. I trust my husband."
In an instant, POOF!- she became the most beautiful woman in the world. For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The Genie said, "That will make your husband 10 times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's OK. We'll share our money."
In an instant, POOF!!- she became the richest in the world. The Genie inquired about her third wish. She answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
