Another guy walks into a bar

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  1. ericbear

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    This youngish guy walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for three shots of Jack Daniels. The bartender thinks its a bit odd for one guy all alone to request three shots at once, but pours the drinks. The guy proceeds to belt them down one right after the other. As he downs the third shot, the bartender says:

    "Slow down, kid! What's the rush?"

    The guy answers: "Today was my first blowjob!"

    The bartender grins, reaches for the bottle, and says: "Well, in that case, have another one on the house."

    The guy says: "No, thanks. If three shots of JD don't kill the taste, nothing will."
     
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    still funny even 5 years later
     
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