I have a big cock, it gets hard easily, stays up for a long time, shoots a big load, and then gets hard again promptly. I'm also very well educated (professionally) so I can converse intelligently, before, during and after servicing you, whenever you want. I'm also open to suggestions.
Another harem, this time for Think_Kink, Njqt66, and Snoozan
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Principessa
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You're cute, have a great body, great butt, are from PA which is the third greatest state in the union, nice cock, wear your undies well... And educated to boot... You are so in. 28 is a good age. Were you born in 1978? That was a good year. :biggrin1:
You're so in.
Okay, we need more applicants! Come one, come all! Hurry, hurry, supplies are limited, step right up!!
I should have been more clear-- 30 is the cutoff for cadets only-- you are well into instructor range and any other position listed or concocted. We accept and encourage the experienced older men to apply-- you're hot! And you have so very much to teach the youngsters. I would never in a million years throw a man out of the harem (or out of bed) for being over 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, whatever. As long as he is sexy, kind, gentlemanly, and a total stud in bed, age is immaterial. I so have a crush on Ian McKellan and he's 67. Alas, he is gay. *sigh*
I must be one of the only free lance, non-organisational girls still getting around. :wink:
Good luck girls..looks like quite a list you have built up
Good luck girls..looks like quite a list you have built up
I want to apply, Snoozan. Though I will not bring to the table Uncut's "talent" or Sam's energy, I can bring much experience in pleasing women and am not bad in the kitchen, either. An added bonus: Thanks to you, I can also bring my dreadlocks. :wink:
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Since im too old for your harem i will stay at home and play checkers. My 26 year old girlfriend wouldnt let me anyhow
the list of roles appears to be missing a qualified barman. i would like to offer my services for the provision of all forms of beverages, cocktails, beers, wines and spirits. i have a particular expertise in single malt whisky, and can bring a considerable stash with me, mainly because i know where the Admins hide the keys.
in addition to taking care of the refreshments, i would also be delighted to stand in as provider of mind-blowing sensual pleasuring services for you ladies, should any of you happen to tire of dallying with these underdeveloped boys and desire the special attentions of an experienced, imaginative, athletic and unquestionably full-grown lover who is most definitely all man.
in a further effort to persuade you of my worth, i should lay claim to being a past gold medal winner in the Playbunny Erotic Party-Piece Competiton, for my epic two hour re-enactment of the entire Kama Sutra using only two shadow-puppets, a rubber chicken and one additional prop which must remain my secret.
so should you ever have had occasion to wonder what may be worn under the kilt, now would be the ideal time to discover that the answer is 'nothing' - it's all in perfect working order.
in addition to taking care of the refreshments, i would also be delighted to stand in as provider of mind-blowing sensual pleasuring services for you ladies, should any of you happen to tire of dallying with these underdeveloped boys and desire the special attentions of an experienced, imaginative, athletic and unquestionably full-grown lover who is most definitely all man.
in a further effort to persuade you of my worth, i should lay claim to being a past gold medal winner in the Playbunny Erotic Party-Piece Competiton, for my epic two hour re-enactment of the entire Kama Sutra using only two shadow-puppets, a rubber chicken and one additional prop which must remain my secret.
so should you ever have had occasion to wonder what may be worn under the kilt, now would be the ideal time to discover that the answer is 'nothing' - it's all in perfect working order.
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