another Invitation

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by B_Hickboy, Aug 8, 2006.

  1. B_Hickboy

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    The lovely and talented mercurialbliss had the right idea. This places needs to cheer the fuck up. Not cheer the fuckup, but CHEER THE FUCK UP. But alas, her wise and wholesome counsel has gone largely unfollowed.

    *turns air conditioner down so everybody's nipples get real hard and spreads a sheet of plastic on the floor*

    *gets out 7 or 8 pots of various scented oils and 20 or 30 bottles of sundry lubes*

    All are invited to the only cure for this madness:

    FLESHPILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Last one in gets ME for a partner...
     
  2. *Ding Dong*

    Hope you don't mind if i brought my camera ... and some toys ... and some costumes ... :rolleyes:
     
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    Do you want the AC turned down, or the temperture turned down? Can't get 'em both at the same time.
     
  4. B_Hickboy

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    just get with the spirit of the thing, OK? :rolleyes: :smile: :wink: :biggrin1:
     
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    Stop talking so much, dont make me gag and tie you down...
     
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    Brings pallet of ginseng schwingtonic

    and slides into the r-r-r--oom
     
  7. Heather LouAnna

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    I'm uber happy today. :D My interview's tomorrow and I've been studying all day for it.

    ASK ME ABOUT COM-PEW-TARS. I DARE YOU.

    mwah-HA-HA. :biggrin1:
     
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    Fuck computers. Get your narcissistic little ass greased up and get in the pile, or GET THE FUCK OUT!
     
  9. *begins talking incessantly*
     
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    GIT 'IM, FOXY!!!
     
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    *Jumps on TOG then ties him down to the table as he struggles, then pushes the ball gag into his mouth.*
     
  12. Heather LouAnna

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    You should leave the gag out. It's funny to hear him scream.
     
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    God, this kid BEGS for it, doesn't he??:rolleyes: *Grabs handful of lube* Someone should really teach him a lesson. *applies it generously on TOG's bottom* Perhaps explain to him that adults are talking, and he needs to patiently wait until it is time for him to speak. *begins thrusting ever so roughly, using the lubrication to enter him with ease.

    Anyone else interested? I am done with this one for now.:tongue:
     
  14. more fun to almost choke the entire time ... at least for me :wink:
     
  15. B_Hickboy

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    That was over in less time than it took to tell about it.
     
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    I just got him prepped....:rolleyes:
     
  17. not even a thank you ... well, pfft :rolleyes:
     
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    You should be thanking me, cutie pie.. I got you ready for the really thick ones.:rolleyes: I don't even do that for LPSG's biggest bottom... NOVICE..;)
     
  19. ... or i could just return the favor ... :rolleyes: *grabs the lube*
     
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    queef alert!

    *alarm goes off*
     
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