There was a strip club on my street (great neighborhood) and I went in one night to see the feature, but I forget her name now. Anyway, she had ridiculously oversized implants and was doing lap dances at the end of the night. My buddy was working as a doorman so I decided to hang and walk home with him. After the place was half empty she came my way for a dance. I got a huge erection during the first song, but had loose boxers on so it kind of went down the side of my leg. She shifted position and noticed it. She smiled at me and said, "Wow, let's see what we can do with this," and positioned it so she could rub against me. I asked her if she could take her pasties off so I could really see her tits, and she complied. She also pulled her bottoms aside and actually rubbed her lips on my bulge. I was REALLY close to blowing one in my pants by the second song. I tried to pay her for the two songs, but she declined the cash because it was the best ride she had all night. My stripper friends told me that if they comment on your cock size then they are usually just fishing for tips.