another newbie

[thick1968]

Hello to you all from the Netherlands, you know, that little country in Europe that most Americans think is called Denmark for some vague reason. :smile:
Ehm, what's there to know of me? Well, as this is a penis site, I'll give my stats..in centimeters of course because I'm a metric guy. Those of you in the USA just need to do the conversion.
erect: 17 cm long, 5 cm thick/14cm around.
If you want to know more, just msg me, I don't bite, just suck :biggrin1:

 

[Pecker]

Gosh, and I had always thought that the netherlands were in the crotch region.

Welcome, thick!

 

[Matthew]

Hello to you all from the Netherlands, you know, that little country in Europe that most Americans think is called Denmark for some vague reason. :smile:

Hey, why'd you guys publish those cartoons???



Just kidding! Welcome to LPSG.

 

[carter2006]

Hello, welcome and enjoy!

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

Netherlands? Just kidding. I have a friend out there.

Welcome, Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I'm not going to bother with converting cm's to inches.

 

[carter2006]

I'm not going to bother with converting cm's to inches.

17 cm = 6 3/4 inches.
14 cm = 5 1/2 inches.

I had never worked with imperial (inches/pounds) measurements until I started visiting this site... it confuses the hell outta me!

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

17 cm = 6 3/4 inches.
14 cm = 5 1/2 inches.

I had never worked with imperial (inches/pounds) measurements until I started visiting this site... it confuses the hell outta me!

If that's the case A) put down the ruler gently, and B) run like hell in the other direction.

 

[carter2006]

If that's the case A) put down the ruler gently, and B) run like hell in the other direction.

:shocked1:

 

[stallionchaser]

:shocked1:

In inches or in centimeters, you still have a big and nicely shaped penis. Welcome to the site

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

Howdy, Thick.