1) Hotel - Had arranged late checkout, but apparently the message wasn't passed down. I got in very late the night before and was still asleep (naked) when the housekeeping boy walked in with his cart. The noise from the cart woke me and I was just lying there, fully exposed with morning wood and a random guy with a shocked expression looking at me. He apologised and left, but kept looking back at me as he reversed his cart back out.
2) At home. Fuckbuddy was on his way, texted that he was close, so when the doorbell rang I assumed it was him. Fling the door open, butt naked, wearing a thick metal cockring and sporting a semi... Turns out it was a UPS delivery I wasn't expecting until the next day. Apologised, quickly covered myself with the nearest thing I could find and explained that I thought it was someone else. He said it was fine, but don't think he believed me. Fortunately my fuckbuddy showed up and I said that he was the one I thought was at the door. Delivery guy got a cheeky smile on his face, said "have a good day" and gave me a wink before leaving.