I searched the forums for "answering the door naked" but got nowhere. If someone knows of one, let me know!
We've all seen the videos of people doing that and I admit I love it, but I'm WAY too reserved to try it myself. Does anyone have ACTUAL experience doing this? What were the circumstances? How did it go down? No fantasy stories please, I'm curious about real experiences.
I've never done it myself but a few months ago I was naked and stroking in front of the computer (kind of like now....) when the doorbell rings. I panicked! I threw on some sweats and a t-shirt, trying to get my hard on to relax by pure will, but when I answered the door there was no question that it was still somewhat apparent. It turned out to be this cute, twinkish black kid, early 20's, selling solar power. He was VERY chatty, I didn't discourage it, even though I had no interest in solar power. His banter and mannerisms started getting pretty flirtatious, even to my dull witted self. I was playing out the scenario in my head and didn't want to get into something messy, like the neighbors asking me why that black kid stayed at my house for an hour. So I ended the sales pitch and sent him on his way.
Another time, years ago, I was swimming nude in my backyard pool. Friends were going to come over but I figured I had plenty of time. They came early and just walked in the front door. Thank GOD I was out of the pool and walking through the house in a towel. I said I'd just gotten out of the pool. She asked me point blank if I wear a swimming suit. I replied no and they were kind of shocked.
That's about the limit of my door answering experience. Pretty lame. Anyone else?
We've all seen the videos of people doing that and I admit I love it, but I'm WAY too reserved to try it myself. Does anyone have ACTUAL experience doing this? What were the circumstances? How did it go down? No fantasy stories please, I'm curious about real experiences.
I've never done it myself but a few months ago I was naked and stroking in front of the computer (kind of like now....) when the doorbell rings. I panicked! I threw on some sweats and a t-shirt, trying to get my hard on to relax by pure will, but when I answered the door there was no question that it was still somewhat apparent. It turned out to be this cute, twinkish black kid, early 20's, selling solar power. He was VERY chatty, I didn't discourage it, even though I had no interest in solar power. His banter and mannerisms started getting pretty flirtatious, even to my dull witted self. I was playing out the scenario in my head and didn't want to get into something messy, like the neighbors asking me why that black kid stayed at my house for an hour. So I ended the sales pitch and sent him on his way.
Another time, years ago, I was swimming nude in my backyard pool. Friends were going to come over but I figured I had plenty of time. They came early and just walked in the front door. Thank GOD I was out of the pool and walking through the house in a towel. I said I'd just gotten out of the pool. She asked me point blank if I wear a swimming suit. I replied no and they were kind of shocked.
That's about the limit of my door answering experience. Pretty lame. Anyone else?
