Anti-Canadianism here at LPSG

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by Guy-jin, Feb 17, 2008.

  1. Guy-jin

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    I think it's clear that at least one of the moderators here at LPSG has something against the great, noble nation of Canada! (See here: http://www.lpsg.org/76876-is-canada-as-good-gets.html )

    How could you close a thread about the homeland of the benevolent beaver? The majestic moose? The loony loon?

    I am getting sick and tired of the Canada-bashing on this forum. It's truly disgusting and it's past time it stopped! Why, someone even suggested resorting to Aunt Jemima over real Canadian syrup in one thread somewhere at some time.

    Look: Canada is America's hat, okay? Without it, the male-pattern baldness that is America's Northwest would be exposed to the frigid north directly! And that would be a travesty.

    I salute our French-talking neighbors to the north, and I hope this thread will spurn a bit of decency in a world of shameful, misbegotten distaste.

    PS, PM me if you're from Canada and want to send me cheap maple goods.
     
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    Gilette? She's obviously anti-Canadian.
     
  3. Guy-jin

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    Clearly.
     
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    Funny, she doesn't close the anti-US threads. Maybe she's afraid somebody'll say something about our Northern Neighbor and she'll get her feelings hurt.

    I think she oughtta unlock the fucker and let 'em go at it. :popcorn:
     
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    Get oot of here! I'm aboot to go off on you.:wink:
     
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    you fucking hoser
     
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    No, I think she is more Anti-anti-Canadian.
     
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    They shoot Mooses.

    I have noticed that Moose look strangely like Elk.
     
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    Canada is bigger than the US and it's on top. If this was prison, the U.S. would be our BITCH!!!
     
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    Moose are far more majestic than Elk. Also, at least twice the size. They are truly magnificent beasts. RESPECT THE MOOSES, people.
     
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    No, you would be bunk-mates and you'd inevitably end up making French Toast and bacon for both of us!
     
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    ~~*shrugging my shoulders*~~

    See you next weekend. :tongue: Off to watch NASCAR, not that it matters that it bought CASCAR last year. I've been involved all my life anyway.

    Rubbins' Racin'
     
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    My sijster vas bijten by a moose once.
     
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    Best way to change anti-Canadian minds is to pay them off in Canadian Tire bucks.
     
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    No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
    with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
    her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
    star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
    Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
    Nordfink".
     
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    Keeners! :tongue:

    Nothing stops a girl with a toque on, when she's all pumped up to go ice-fishing! :tongue:

    Unless, a bunch of you are up for a round of eskimo lawn darts! :tongue:
     
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    They shot Moses? Those damn anti-semites... wtf?
     
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    I loves me sum Kanucks.
     
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