I think it's clear that at least one of the moderators here at LPSG has something against the great, noble nation of Canada! (See here: http://www.lpsg.org/76876-is-canada-as-good-gets.html ) How could you close a thread about the homeland of the benevolent beaver? The majestic moose? The loony loon? I am getting sick and tired of the Canada-bashing on this forum. It's truly disgusting and it's past time it stopped! Why, someone even suggested resorting to Aunt Jemima over real Canadian syrup in one thread somewhere at some time. Look: Canada is America's hat, okay? Without it, the male-pattern baldness that is America's Northwest would be exposed to the frigid north directly! And that would be a travesty. I salute our French-talking neighbors to the north, and I hope this thread will spurn a bit of decency in a world of shameful, misbegotten distaste. PS, PM me if you're from Canada and want to send me cheap maple goods.