Any advice on my gf giving me head

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  1. ericfeb12

    ericfeb12 New Member

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    What advice can you give me to give to my gf on giving me head\oral. I would like her to go as deep as possible. Sites or text would be appreciated.
     
  2. Mumzi

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    My first question would be: did she ask you to find out? If she has not you might want to just talk to her and ask her what she is comfortable with.

    If she has, have her check out some women's sites.

    Remember though,women are as different as snow flakes. Some like oral sex, some do not.
    Some are more open minded, some are not. None are wrong, it is just who they are.

    Here is a link to a conversation with 4-5 different women on the topic of oral sex.
    As you can see, they differ from one another quite a bit.

    http://www.askmen.com/love/vanessa_60/74_love_secrets.html
     
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    Maybe the two of you should just practice w/different positions until you find the one that's just right...She can also try jaw stretching exercises....good luck :wink:
     
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    dude...post a pic of your cock and get a better reply
     
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    This issue has been addressed before. That's very good news for you! You can use the search function to find even more advice and opinions. Here's advice I posted on this thread.
     
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    Time, practice, and patience will get her doing it just right for you, and you doing it just right for her.

    That's about all I can recommend, since it's always been the case for me.
     
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    I suggest covering your dick in honey, that way it'll slide into her mouth better, and she'll get a quick burst of energy along with it. Of course, if she's a diabetic, she might die because her blood sugar would rise to high. But hey, then all you gotta do is bury her and bingo !! Problem with oral sex solved, just get a new girlfriend. You wouldn't want to be with a diabetic girl anyway, if she dies because of a little sugar, you'll know that she wasn't as considerate as you thought she was.

    The virtues of honey are seemingly endless, and did you know that it's the only food in the world that never spoils? Yeah, that's right !! They've found pots of honey in Egyptian pyramids that are over 2,000 years old and are still edible. Those bees man, just when you think you have them figured out, they think of another way to amaze you. Gosh the world's a crazy place !!

    Anyway, what kind of loser can't give a proper blowjob? All she has to do to lay down and act like a circus seal.
     
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    First, anything that's going into a vagina should not be covered in sugar. Second, whay are you being so mean?
     
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    You're absolutely right,Bronx. On both points!
     
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    Could be wrong but judging from the random, rambling nature of that post and it's timing, I'd say it's a good bet he was wasted. :rolleyes:
     
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    Or maybe he's trying to be funny. I thought it was funny.
     
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    All I can say is: practice.

    My girl loves to give head and she's getting very good at deepthroating me. She can't handle it completely and only in certain angles, but I'm not complaining, you try to put seven inches of sausage in your throat...

    Practice...
     
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    KidBrown is an old-school LPSG comedian. He has earned his goofing license.
     
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    I have an odd and morbid sense of humor, and it's just enhanced when I wake up in the morning at 4:45 to get to work early.

    Believe it or not, the students in my classroom chuckle quite a bit........although the jokes are quite a bit more tame and obviously not sexually based.

    Matthew, who the hell left you in charge of this place? Just kidding man, what's been going on with you?

    BronxBombshell is just upset because the Yankees suck this year. The Orioles=2006 World Series Champs !!!
     
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    She should begin by opening her mouth.
     
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    lol, fair enough, sorry it just sounded like the kind stuff I tend to come out with when I'm wasted, only more coherent :biggrin1:
     
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