I suggest covering your dick in honey, that way it'll slide into her mouth better, and she'll get a quick burst of energy along with it. Of course, if she's a diabetic, she might die because her blood sugar would rise to high. But hey, then all you gotta do is bury her and bingo !! Problem with oral sex solved, just get a new girlfriend. You wouldn't want to be with a diabetic girl anyway, if she dies because of a little sugar, you'll know that she wasn't as considerate as you thought she was.
The virtues of honey are seemingly endless, and did you know that it's the only food in the world that never spoils? Yeah, that's right !! They've found pots of honey in Egyptian pyramids that are over 2,000 years old and are still edible. Those bees man, just when you think you have them figured out, they think of another way to amaze you. Gosh the world's a crazy place !!
Anyway, what kind of loser can't give a proper blowjob? All she has to do to lay down and act like a circus seal.