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  1. Imported

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    younghorse19: I'm 19 years old and im still technically a virgin. Erect im only 7 inches long but 10.5 girth(about a coke can). Every time I've managed to get close enough to a girl to have sex, she turns me down. Only one girl has tried, but after a while of trying for penetration she decided not to. If anybody has had this problem or has an idea of how to penetrate without hurting the girl, please post.
     
  2. Dr Rock

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    yeah I was gonna say, I'm only 9" around at the base and I'm damn sure that's thicker than a coke can...
     
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    ONLY 9" ? :)

    Jesus Christ! lol
     
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    you're kidding!.............................right? :wow:
     
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    ... why would I be kidding? :blink:
     
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    if your penis is 9inch in girth......wait a sec, noway, thats..thats......impossible?
    :wow:
     
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    if your penis is 9inch in girth......wait a sec, noway, thats..thats......impossible?
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    Nah, that's definitely not impossible by any means.
     
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    Impossible no.... But surely some kind of photo proof should be made available!
     
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    Why should he have to submit a photo as proof? Just because you have never seen a penis with a girth that large does not mean that they exist. Dr Rock has been a steady poster here for a while and I don't think anyone here believes that he is lying about his size at all. Now had he said that his girth were 12 inches around, I would be doubtful. I'm not saying that it doesn't exist somewhere out there but I would be highly skeptical of those claims but 9 inches isn't so difficult to believe and like I said, I don't feel like he would lie about himself. What would he gain from that anyway?
     
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    Is that British or American inches?

    Seriously, Dr Rock has too much integrity to lie to us mere mortals.
     
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    oh well, if it's impossible I must be imagining it then. thanks for the heads-up there chief. :eyes:

    yeah yeah, a camera's one of those things high on my "when I have more money left over than owed by the end of the week" list. unfortunately shit like food, electricity and my huge bloated debts kinda take precedence right now. I don't like it either. anyway, I'm sure I'm not the only guy here with 9" girth or more (and most of them probably have more money than me too!)

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    HOLYSHIZMAN&#33;

    Its just crazy to think..thats thick than a freaking soda can&#33; But i guess it&#39;s possible, before i came here such a thing as a 11inch penis was imnpossible to imagine. Ah well, I reckon girth like that is more of a curse than a gift. Enjoy :eyes:
     
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    British inches are defined in terms of the Imperial Yard while a US inch is defined as 2.54 cm exactly, but they are virtually identical in size (unlike, say, the gallon or the hundredweight).
     
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    gamma_phi: YoungHorse,
    First off, THAT&#39;S REALLY THICK&#33; With that being said, you&#39;ve got to take things in your own hands, literally.
    1. Lots of foreplay. She&#39;s gonna need it. She&#39;s gonna have to loosen up (again, literally) for you to penetrate her at all.
    2. Make sure the tunnel of love is well greased for the onslaught. Using lubes like KY should help ease (sorry for all this pun) the tension.
    3. Use your hand, on her. Start by using your finger, then two, then three, and perhaps even four to get her nice and open and able (this should be with #1 but needs to be addressed separately since you&#39;re a lot thicker than most). You might even consider using a dildo on her during foreplay to help to open things up a bit.
    4. Feel her out. Know when she&#39;s ready (or ask). When she&#39;s ready, go SLOW&#33; Something I used to do when I was younger was to insert the first inch for a while, working it around a bit. Then two inches, then three and so on until I was fully inserted. I didn&#39;t do it because I was BIG, I did it to drive them wild. After teasing her like that for a while, she&#39;ll practically be begging for you to stick it in (and a while means something 15-20 minutes.)

    Take your time, no need to rush things. Listen for the verbal and nonverbal cues that she&#39;ll be giving. That&#39;s about all I can do for ya pal. Good luck with that, *ahem*, monster.
     
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    huh. I never knew the US inch was described by centimeters. doesn&#39;t that kind of defeat the whole object?
     
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    Its just the same concept as the English and American dictionaries. The American one is stolen from the English with a load of pointless spelling changes.
     
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    but if you&#39;re gonna define inches by centimeters, it&#39;s virtually the same as using centimeters in the first place (which, as we all know, is a cultural hallmark of second-class nations :D ).
     
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    Exactly...

    And don&#39;t get me started on favourite/favorite (etc)
     
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    I&#39;m quite skeptical that this thread could go anywhere. Except when I&#39;m in other countries, in which case I&#39;m sceptical.
     
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