any / all PUMPED up if you SWOLL swell

[B_aNMpumpCOACH]

if you pump IORN for pops PROUD of / son you or any / all PUMPED up if you SWOLL swell ,

 

[Gecko4lif]

Is that english?

 

[madman411]

what are you getting at?

 

[Bbucko]

Crack is whack.

 

[HiddenLacey]

what? I'm lost!

 

[FRE]

That's how all his posts are. I don't understand it either.

 

[Keleios]

if you pump IORN for pops PROUD of / son you or any / all PUMPED up if you SWOLL swell ,

Agent Pump,
Finally, a message from the field. It's good to hear back from you Son.
We were worried about the undercover job, it's been a dangerous time for us all.
RE: IORN - We've allocated extra funding for this, check the Sonntags Zeitung Marktplatz for details. Code system: "Singe Autiste" is still in place so you'll know where to look.
We've established location coordinates for Pops, as soon as the Glaskänguruh is on the ground, we'll deploy the Halogen Grill. You'll receive the mission update on your NavCom and we will arrange for an extraction.
Satellite reports indicate that SWOLL is mobilising and moving into the NE Sector. We planned for this eventuality so I trust your judgement on this one.

Take care Pump, we're counting on you.
Major Skillet - Peruvian Revolutionaries: Orchestral Roulette Division.

 

[Wish-4-8]

WOW, he actually posted something outside the Penis Enlargment section? And like his posts there, it still makes no sense.

A thought occured to me. Maybe his messages are really anagrams that need to be unscrabbled.

 

[JaimeB]

does he coach guys who are undergoing penis enlargement?

 

[B_theOtherJJ]

I never understand WTF the OP is talking about... Time to put this yahoo on IGNORE.

 

[No_Strings]

Agent Pump,
Finally, a message from the field. It's good to hear back from you Son.
We were worried about the undercover job, it's been a dangerous time for us all.
RE: IORN - We've allocated extra funding for this, check the Sonntags Zeitung Marktplatz for details. Code system: "Singe Autiste" is still in place so you'll know where to look.
We've established location coordinates for Pops, as soon as the Glaskänguruh is on the ground, we'll deploy the Halogen Grill. You'll receive the mission update on your NavCom and we will arrange for an extraction.
Satellite reports indicate that SWOLL is mobilising and moving into the NE Sector. We planned for this eventuality so I trust your judgement on this one.

Take care Pump, we're counting on you.
Major Skillet - Peruvian Revolutionaries: Orchestral Roulette Division.

:You_Rock_Emoticon:

 

[Tense0000]

Agent Pump,
Finally, a message from the field. It's good to hear back from you Son.
We were worried about the undercover job, it's been a dangerous time for us all.
RE: IORN - We've allocated extra funding for this, check the Sonntags Zeitung Marktplatz for details. Code system: "Singe Autiste" is still in place so you'll know where to look.
We've established location coordinates for Pops, as soon as the Glaskänguruh is on the ground, we'll deploy the Halogen Grill. You'll receive the mission update on your NavCom and we will arrange for an extraction.
Satellite reports indicate that SWOLL is mobilising and moving into the NE Sector. We planned for this eventuality so I trust your judgement on this one.

Take care Pump, we're counting on you.
Major Skillet - Peruvian Revolutionaries: Orchestral Roulette Division.

:notworthy:

 

[Empty_Hole]

Agent Pump,
Finally, a message from the field. It's good to hear back from you Son.
We were worried about the undercover job, it's been a dangerous time for us all.
RE: IORN - We've allocated extra funding for this, check the Sonntags Zeitung Marktplatz for details. Code system: "Singe Autiste" is still in place so you'll know where to look.
We've established location coordinates for Pops, as soon as the Glaskänguruh is on the ground, we'll deploy the Halogen Grill. You'll receive the mission update on your NavCom and we will arrange for an extraction.
Satellite reports indicate that SWOLL is mobilising and moving into the NE Sector. We planned for this eventuality so I trust your judgement on this one.

Take care Pump, we're counting on you.
Major Skillet - Peruvian Revolutionaries: Orchestral Roulette Division.

Finally we know someone who can make sense of these messages,
PS thst is an amazing reply keep up the good work