Any Best Man Bigger Hung Than The Groom?

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The best man at my last (second) wedding definitely was... the best man. We've gymmed together. Don't know about my first wedding, but assume so.

Also assume I wasn't the best man when I was the best man.
Interesting fact at my wedding was that I was much bigger than the best man, but he had been fucking my ass for years before I got married.
 

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I was best for a brother and a few close friends. They knew I was bigger. My most embarrassing boner happened when I was best man for my then best friend:

Most embarrassing has to be as best man. Luckily I was facing forward most of the time but it would not go away and I escorted the maid of honor down the aisle after the ceremony with a raging full bone in my trousers which the tux jacket did not come down far enough to cover. It was noticed and remarked then and is remembered to this day 30 years later.
 

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I was best man for a buddy of mine who once told me he was “hung like a hamster.” I’ve never saw his junk to independently confirm. He did see mine once when he threw me in the shower in the wee hours of the morning muttering something about, “If you don’t wake up, I’m taking you to the hospital.” I’d overestimated my tolerance for a fishbowl margarita the night before.
 

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I have outsized at least three guys when I served as best man. I knew this from our time together at the gym and in one case, one groom was my ex partner and he was marrying a guy I introduced him to when we were out for an evening as friends. I’m not sure why I have served as best man so many times, but I like to think it is my handsome appearance in a tux, but probably because I was the only friend who could afford a tux!
 

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I was bigger than many of my friends but I can't see what that has to do with anything, unless I were sleeping with the bride. It rare that any time two men are together that one isn't bigger than the other.
 

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I was a groomsman for my best friend, whose size was well-known on our college campus. I would have loved to have a measuring contest with the other dudes in that wedding party.

I was best man for my brother. Looking back at who the other groomsmen were, I think there's no question my brother was bigger than all of us. Haven't seen those dudes naked, but having seen my bro, he'd be tough to beat.