Thursday, my doorbell rang about 12n and I went down to answer it. Standing there was one of my massage clients. He said he was here because of the emails we'd exchanged that morning. Uh, we didn't exchange any...Ohhhhh. Right. It took a good 3 seconds for me to realize that my roomie had arranged a circle jerk, but hadn't told me. Sure enough, I ran back upstairs to check my phone and he had JUST texted to say that he'd invited a group over and just put on a DVD until I got there. I already had plans to meet friends for lunch, but inside of about 20 minutes there were about 6 dudes in our living room with their pants around their ankles beating it to porn. I don't get up early enough to arrange these things