Any chodes out there?

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  1. shortythicky89

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    So apparently, I've got a chode, meaning my dick's thicker than it is long. It looks like I've got three balls actually.

    Anyone else here a chode?
     
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    Is that what chode means?

    Update:

    I knew that that's not what "chode" meant. I got sooo confused.
     
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    The UD definitions, well, one in particular, TRY to sound official, but um, a) lack sources, and b) have parts of the listing that are just blantantly wrong. :tongue:

    Still, I agree... Pictures please. :wink:
     
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    Actually, before you take any photos, whip up some clever costumes for your dick then model them for the camera. I mean, if you're going go do it you should go all out and really do it.
     
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    Umm why? I don't get why costumes are necessary. Is it because I have a chode (therefore, I'm not normal or something)?
     
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    shortythicky89,

    Sounds intrugueing.. Just think you can pound away and not bottom you partner out. THAT'S HOT!!!!
     
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    i think im wider than longer too
     
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    A chode is the taint

    you have a stub
     
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    wider than long here as well,
     
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    I saw one in the gym showers awhile ago. I couldn't believe my eyes, it looked so weird. He was one of the guys who rarely used the showers and was, by the way, absolutely gorgeous!
     
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