Any delivery stories?

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  1. nashboy

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    any guys or girls have any stories of delivery guys or girls that turned into something hot...or is that just in porn? haha...share stories if you have them.
     
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    I let the pizza guy smoke outa my hooka once
     
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    haha..what dos that mean...tell the story :)
     
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    It means, he didn't rock his world ... but he got him stoned.
     
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    Reeeeeal stoned. Worked out well, I didn't have to give him a tip
     
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    Clearly, no sausage with that pizza.
     
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    it's a cool fantasy, not sure I'd believe too many who said it has happened, simply because of the fear factor of the delivery person towards "candy with strangers" and the pressure so many are under with turn-around time, delivery responsibility.
    thought many-a-time of what kind of business that delivers which could actually hire interested parties to provide the "extra service" to their clients. it would have to be factored in the efficiency and the bottom line...:flowers1:
     
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    LOL it was stuffed crust, no pun intended
     
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    Once, the UPS woman came to my house, she GAVE me a PACKAGE!!! I signed for it and she left!
     
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    I have an "almost" story. I had set up an cable tv repair Saturday morning appointment but I never expected a knock at the door at 7:45am. I ran to the door in the old-school short-short-short gym shorts I had been sleeping in, no shirt, no underwear or jock, and full of morning wood. This young dark-tanned surfer dude asks what my repair problem is, and he keeps staring in my eyes, then catching a big-eyed look at my crotch about every half-minute. I turn get tv on, standing up to adjust the channel. He faces me, in front of the tv screen , and sits crosslegged on the floor, with his face at my crotch level. As he adjusted the tv front panel controls, he kept gazing up the open legs of my shorts. Right at my cock. Just as I thought things were going to get interesting, he got a call from his dispatcher, and he went outside to check something on his truck. He came back about a half hour later and said he thought he'd fixed the problem at a connector box. He shook my hand and gave me a job sheet, then left, but glanced back with big eyes before he turned to go. I often wonder what fun things might have happened if his phone hadn't rung...
     
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    I delivered pizzas on weekend nights to make money during college. One night I was greeted at the door of a suburban home by a suburban mom-type (who was apparently home alone and quite lonely) wearing heels, lingerie and making every seductive move in the book toward me. It seemed like something out of a porno flick but here it was in front of me.

    Temptation flashed through my head but there were way too many unknowns to indulge. I gave her the pizza and got the hell out of there.
     
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    Not me, but a friend of mine had a guy who was going door to door selling ADT security systems knock on his door.

    In about 15 mines my friend was knocking on his back door.
     
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    I raped a deliery girl and chopped her into pieces and put her in my fridge
     
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    Dude. Did you eat her eventually?
     
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    No but I raped her sister
     
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    Well... I had a friend who was a food and beverage manager at an upscale boutique hotel and different managers had to take turns spending the night at the hotel, so that there was always a manager on site. It was a Friday night and I had planned to spend the evening watching HBO and eating and drinking and catching up! When I got to the room she informed me that the graveyard shift room service waiter had called off. If in the event anyone ordered room service she asked me if I would be willing to throw on a uniform and drop off the delivery. ( Ok fine it sounded easy enough) Well at 1:00 in the morning she got a page from the operator that someone wanted room service. So we went to the kitchen and threw the order together and I put on the uniform and took the food up to the room!The hottest man in the world answered the door in a towel fresh from a shower. We smiled and I left the tray and added "If there is anything we can do to make your stay more enjoyable don't hesitate to let me know."
    I went back to my friends suite and settled back into my own clothes and HBO and her damn pager went off again. My Romeo just ordered a banana split! I'm pretty good at subtle hints and metaphors. So back to the kitchen and on with the uniform, and off I am to his room...this time he met me at the door naked and we spent the better part of the next 45 minutes doing the dirty hula! I got back to my friends room and she could tell by the look on my face why I had been gone so long! Forgot all about this until I read this thread!
     
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    I hope he gave you a good "tip"!
     
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