Any issues with your cunt?

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  1. Drifterwood

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    We all know that our cocks aren't a women's issue.

    I just wondered if you had any issues with your cunt that were? :smile:

    I'm sure you'll respect our advice and opinions. :tongue:
     
  2. Drifterwood

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    Yes, he has a small dick and I can't afford to divorce him.
     
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    much like a penis, it tries to think for me sometimes, lol... It's the cyclical nature of the organs involved that contribute to emotional instability that my right brain abhors. Much forgiving of myself for being female ensues.

    My ass is not detachable. One of the biggest life lessons.
     
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    My cunt made me do it, is a perfectly acceptable explanation and you should not be ashamed of doing as she wills.

    A detachable ass is occasionally desireable when sitting on someone's face if you wish them to survive to the next round. Sometimes though you could consider this an asset. You won't do time and you will get all their money.
     
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    i had to take out my christina for a MRI. :frown:

    couldn't get the stupid thing back in, now i have to wait to re-pierce it.

    other than that.... umm Jenny is a demanding bitch at times. and totally self centered :rolleyes:
     
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    Self centred is good as most men aren't very good at that sort of thing especially with the lights out.

    As for piercing you, I am sure that there are many Gentlemen who would gladly offer.
     
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    :confused: why would I get money for detaching it? is there a market for them?

    I would have gotten rid of it decades past if I knew how.
     
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    An ass market? I think that it is in Austin.
     
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    Think again...we're all full up. :biggrin1:
     
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    hey im a guy but i was wonderin if u cood help me with a question i have a girl who is just a friend and were lik brother and sister and we have intense talks about lik sexuality and things and she tells me that girls arent lik guys and get horny alot or masturbate and i was wondering why they just dont get the urge lik guys
     
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    I have no real issues with my cunt. She keeps herself clean and exercises daily. Sometimes she is a little moody, but for the most part she is quite accommodating, friendly and sweet. There have been a few mornings waking up in unfamiliar surroundings when I have to ask her, "What have you gotten us into now?" and she just winks and smiles mischievously at me through swollen red lips. All in all though, she has been a great little cunt and I do my best to keep her happy and satisfied.
     
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    We do. Your friend does not speak for all womankind.

    Nor do I.
     
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    Because they are girls.

    That's like asking why guys don't get excited over finding the perfect shoes to match that dress you bought 3 months ago but haven't worn because you didn't have the right shoes. (And omg- is that not the most perfect little handbag to go with the whole ensemble??)

    Of course, there are exceptions to every rule.

    That being said, here is my broad generalization take on male vs. female sexuality. Guys have a fairly steady libido from the first erection to the last erection. There is change in their sex drive over a lifetime but it is, comparatively, gradual. Gals, on the other hand, fluctuate their whole lives through. Up and down and back and forth and round and round we go, somewhat at the mercy of our ever changing hormones which can vary each and every month of our lives. Throw in pregnancy and breastfeeding, menstruation, ovulation and menopause, and we are all over the charts.

    Also, men seem to have two very separate heads with more or less equal electoral votes. Not so for women. They are more like a limited monarchy with their heads ruling what happens below. Occasionally, the pussy might pull of a coup d'etat and throw the whole person into a state of emotional chaos. Most of the time though, a party in her panties only happens with the crowns approval.

    Looking at your spelling and grammar, I am wondering if you are going to follow all that I've said.

    Men are microwaves, women are crock-pots...???

    Maybe we should just go back to, "because they are girls."
     
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    *blink* i couldn't care less about shoes unless i can't find the other one.

    the urge, masturbation thing... i wear glasses and got into computers just to have an alternative reason for the tunnel carpel syndrome. :biggrin:
     
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    Huh? :confused: We do too get horny and masturbate. :yup: We just don't talk about it ad nauseum like men do. :cool:

    Some of us maturbate way less than others. There are women on this site that astound :eek: me with their ability to masturbate 5 and 6 times a day with and without toys. They aren't concubines or courtesans either. these are grown women with real jobs and familys and things to do. Quite frankly, I don't know how they do it. :confused: But more power to 'em. :yup:
     
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    Why have it re-pierced? Just go to the place you had it pierced originally and they will put the jewellery back in,thats what i did when i had to have mine removed for the very same reason.

    BTW cvnt is a horrible term of phrase:ugh:
     
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    My cunt takes a lot of my time. She's a little spoiled brat and a real cunt most of the times. Lol. I love her though, she's very manipulative.
     
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    Drifter - I don't have an issue with my cunt - but I do have an issue with a cunt, specifically a Welsh cunt who sometimes posts reactionary shite in the WI forum. Any words of wisdom on that? :biggrin1:

    No, it isn't. A word only has negative power if you let it.

    Cunt is beautiful. (How retro of me!)
     
  19. D_Sparroe Spongecaques

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    Yes it is a horrible term of phrase.In my opinion.
     
  20. ManlyBanisters

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    Opinion? Well sure, it's your choice to let centuries of misogyny and oppression own you. Go ahead - be my guest. :rolleyes:
     
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