Any Ladies Want a Bigger Clit for Show/Pleasure

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    AlteredEgo, your right about risking being removed from the beach, that's why I said it would reach a point where I had to talk my wife back down. I would love to get her horny but, with several glasses of wine in that sexually charged atmosphere she would just lose control. If I didn't stop her she would move from spreading her legs to full on masturbation I couldn't stop. No, she doesn't go with me any more because she knows nothing has changed but our age.
     
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    Many of us get swollen, even very swollen, when aroused (I know I do. As swollen as your wife? Never having met her, I can't make that judgment). I just find it rather strange that you chose to compare it to CHIMPS (ie. a non-human species), rather than just linking an example of it happening in humans.
     
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    I've always been envious of women with big clits. Mine is quite small and I'm too ashamed to let anyone else see it when I get changed in the locker room. I've tried jelqing and intend on buying a clit pump soon which should help with my confidence. Women with big clits should be worshipped as they are superior.
     
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    Want some SCH? I'm good at it. :wink:
     
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    Lol..... big or small? My wife has the tiniest little clit and she hates it. I think its sad, because its so sexy to me, i wish she was happier with it herself. I try my best to make her feel that way, in between the slapping, choking, and ass gaping :).
     
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    Rofl!
     
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    My wife and I flew over to Cap d' Agde this summer and saw more than a few couples getting hot and bothered in the late afternoon Sun down at the libertine beach in front of the dunes. Cap d'Agde - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Moccasin, I did see one German woman in her early thirties you would have loved. Unaroused, just walking along the beach, one could see she had a very pronounced large clitoral hood with lots of pinkish/tan creases and folds. The couple were on their towel putting on a show around 6 pm when she opened her legs and Bingo there it was- a perfect little replica of an infant male's glans and red as could be from all his attention. Somewhere in Bavaria is a blonde German babe with a huge clit. It was probably a good inch in length (it was hard to get close with all the gawking single males surrounding the couple.)

    I enjoyed the sight while my wife became mildly upset with all my pussy admiration. :smile:
     
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    The shit you men come up with sometimes, I swear.
     
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    if there's not, lets start one!
     
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    If someone, while they were eating you out, wanted to pull your hood back and suck on your clit, could they?

    If they could, could they suck on it up and down, like literally bob their head up and down on it?
     
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    Yes to the first part.

    I have no idea if they could bob up their head up and down.

     
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    I think I have a larger than average clit. From the reaction of the guys I have been with, however they have all been very complimentary and I think it is one of the reasons why I enjoy oral so much. However, I have never felt the need to show it off to anyone or parade it about on a nudist beach.. that is just weird.
     
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    pinkcream not be believed. Show a picture with the proof. ))
     
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    This is very hot, but shouldn't it be in the "Fiction Section"? If it "really is real," I think I'll just go rub one off.
     
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    lgej, the event is real, setting is Blacks Beach near La Holla Califiornia, year(s) mid through late 1980's, happened several times. I've been going to black's since 1977, over this time I saw things involving very overt hyper sexuality in women a few times. When it happens, there is nothing that creates more sexual energy. My wife, who by the way is very feminine and not shy but usually not an exhibitionist, sometimes absolutely surrenders her self control to her pussy. In fact, I tell her that below the waist she is "all Pussy."
     
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    You, sir, have my applause for this. Thank goodness I'm not the only sick bastard that has wondered about it.
     
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    Pfft! I'm shocked I'm the first one here to think of this. I mean after BBs what else is there to stick in your urethra??

    (No, this wasn't me, but my ex-brother-in-law got a BB stuck in his urethra when he was a kid and had to be rushed to the ER)
     
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    I can believe it; I've heard the mid-1970s to around 1995 were the peak years for Black's Beach. On a hot weekend, cars would pack the parking lot around the glider port and along the road by Scripp's. People would swarm like ants down the steep Broadway trail, 300 feet down to the beach. On a summer weekend up to 10,000 nudists could be seen along a mile or more of sand from the southern La Jolla end at the lifeguard access road, north along the Torrey Pines state beach.

    Although I was a little young to have enjoyed those 1980s halcyon years, you probably remember the crazy guy named Pablo who used to run backwards with his cock flopping side to side and characters like Zaven the body painter. Like the movie Groundhog Day, every damn weekend Zaven would get some luscious babe to body paint, only to get pissed when guys came over and stood over his "model" with their cocks pointed at her face. At the very least, those nude models certainly got a huge variation of manhood to look at while they got body painted. :biggrin1:

    When things got a little more serious, couples would temporarily leave the sands of the beach for one of the canyons for some amorous time.

    Moccasin, what are your best memories of Black's Beach?
     
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    thirteenbyseven, yes Black's was something back then. Now everyone is so afraid nudity will be banned and the police, park rangers, lifeguards and self appointed gestapo keep everything so regulated and sedate that almost no one goes and almost nothing happens anymore. I'm the tall skinny dark haired guy with the 8.5X6.5+ pumped cock. My best memories are those of my wife, of course the body painting, the bawdy photo sessions near the cliffs and startled looks I got (and still get) from gay guys, women and especially the tourists, to my Cialis (after it came along) charged pumped cock.

    My best single memory is one of those events I describe with my wife when a guy with his wife or girlfriend walks up. Their nude, holding hands and they both have a drink in their other hand. The guy gets an instant hard-on pointing to about 11 o'clock which of couse his wife and my wife see. My wife in high heat and swollen spreads wider, flexing her clit all the time with a long string of pussy juice hanging from her cunt to the chair frame, when the guys' cock starts bobbing and he shoots a stream of cum into the air. At this point his wife drops his hand and walks away as two other guys cum and several other women watch. Wow! I remind my wife of it and she just says, ya, I had too much to drink and was way too horny and I wouldn't do it again. Sadly, I don't know of a setting like that where it could happen again.
     
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    Thanks, you're great and a great narrator of a hot story. Your wife isn't "all pussy"...she's all sex!
     
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