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Discussion in 'Personal Ads' started by DeliciousDebbie, May 20, 2009.
any massage therapist OVER 10 INCHES HUNG in the los angeles area ?
And you might want him to massage what with what....
Unless you want your cervix massaged I can't imagine why it would matter.
Maybe, she wants a tonsilectomy done through her behind.
Why are men the only ones that get massages with happy endings?
I know that according to you -
"It's YOUR erection, own it."
But if you wanted to borrow one you might get a happy ending too :wink:
OMG Pitbull, you crack me up!!! :biglaugh: :lmao: :wiggle: :boobies2: :07: :crazy: :rofl:
BTW; are you offering yours? :love:
I crack you up? Well you give me giggles too.
Am I offering?
I'm not quite that easy.
How about a poem instead.
I get more compliments on them then I've ever had on my penis :tongue:
Anyway something that merges your desires with requirements of us men to own our things.
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Apologies to OP but there are no massage therapists hung 10 inches here at the moment.
Its your penis, so it you should own
But maybe tonight, can I have a loan?
I’m looking to have a most happy end
Must be straight with a slight upward bend
And long so it can just hit the spot
I would find that incredibly hot
Not skinny please, I prefer rather wide
Stretching that pleasures my vaginal sides
It better stay hard the entire night
A dick that is limp just isn’t right
And that isn’t the only thing that I need
A tongue talented that goes the right speed
Cowgirl, missionary and of course doggie style
I’ve got it all planned, it will take a while
Just pump away till I quiver and shake
Orgasm after orgasm and I never fake
To hit the jackpot, finally good luck
With a most satisfying old fashioned fuck
And after fulfilling my needs with a night in the sack
Thanks for the loan, you may have your cock back
how about like 8 1/2 inches?
would be enough?
I love giving a woman a massage and then manualy giving her multible orgasams. It is the biggest turn on for me to see a woman gasping and floppig around as I service her needs. If I had a massage licence, I would do this for my more atractive cutomers all the time. No charge!