any massage therapist over 10 inches hung around ?

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  1. DeliciousDebbie

    DeliciousDebbie New Member

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    any massage therapist OVER 10 INCHES HUNG in the los angeles area ?
     
  2. Pitbull

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    And you might want him to massage what with what....:rolleyes:
     
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    Unless you want your cervix massaged I can't imagine why it would matter.
     
  4. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    Maybe, she wants a tonsilectomy done through her behind.
     
  5. Honey123

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    Why are men the only ones that get massages with happy endings?
     
  6. Pitbull

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    :tongue: Funny

    I know that according to you -
    "It's YOUR erection, own it."

    But if you wanted to borrow one you might get a happy ending too :wink:
     
  7. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    :rofl:
     
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    OMG Pitbull, you crack me up!!! :biglaugh: :lmao: :wiggle: :boobies2: :07: :crazy: :rofl:

    BTW; are you offering yours? :love:
     
  9. Pitbull

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    I crack you up? Well you give me giggles too.

    Am I offering? :rolleyes:

    I'm not quite that easy.
    How about a poem instead.
    I get more compliments on them then I've ever had on my penis :tongue:

    Anyway something that merges your desires with requirements of us men to own our things.

    Thread Hijack Detour Ahead
    Apologies to OP but there are no massage therapists hung 10 inches here at the moment.
     
  10. Pitbull

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    HONEY'S REQUEST

    Its your penis, so it you should own

    But maybe tonight, can I have a loan?
    I’m looking to have a most happy end
    Must be straight with a slight upward bend
    And long so it can just hit the spot
    I would find that incredibly hot
    Not skinny please, I prefer rather wide
    Stretching that pleasures my vaginal sides
    It better stay hard the entire night
    A dick that is limp just isn’t right
    And that isn’t the only thing that I need
    A tongue talented that goes the right speed
    Cowgirl, missionary and of course doggie style
    I’ve got it all planned, it will take a while
    Just pump away till I quiver and shake
    Orgasm after orgasm and I never fake
    To hit the jackpot, finally good luck
    With a most satisfying old fashioned fuck
    And after fulfilling my needs with a night in the sack
    Thanks for the loan, you may have your cock back
     
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    how about like 8 1/2 inches?
    would be enough?
     
  12. D_Brecock Evileye

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    I love giving a woman a massage and then manualy giving her multible orgasams. It is the biggest turn on for me to see a woman gasping and floppig around as I service her needs. If I had a massage licence, I would do this for my more atractive cutomers all the time. No charge!
     
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