i pretty much gave up on finding those type of massages that you guys find. Nor do I feel like approaching those afterhours massage places lest I end up requiring bail money.
I have been too busy trying to find a GOOD massage. period.
I did find one last week. A small tough chinese lady. A legit massage practitioner too! Man she worked me over. stretched me here. Stretched me there. And she did some verrrrrrrrrrrry interesting (painful) chinese style techniques while saying non-chinese (ahem ahem) massage practitioners don't know how to give massages or heal people. (don't Google search "
Gua sha"). She also said to NOT learn Cantonese - only Mandarin. (....okay
)
anyyyyways, I was amazed she didnt use a full blanket to cover whole body like ....
non-chinese massage places do. lol
She just uses a towel that tends not to stay in place. Lets just say I felt a BIG draft more than a few times.
Today I went back to her and she once again worked me over - the chinese way.
At one point she had me stand up to see if the aches and pains still persist. The towel fell off. I caught it and laid back down but my junk was exposed for a second.
With her thick Mandarin accent, she giggled and said "Big cock!"
You see people? all it takes is a naturally born above-average cock that has been exaggerated with tons of jelqing to get the compliments.
