Any other girls have this problem??

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  1. dirtyparrot

    dirtyparrot New Member

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    Everytime my wife gets drunk , she wakes up the next morning with a sore ass..:biggrin1:
     
  2. D_Clarice N Flaytable

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    Nope, but everytime I get drunk and wake up the next morning my hubby has a FAT LIP!!! Fyi, if you want ass dont take advantage of your drunk wife!!..
     
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    sore ass
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    Two gay lad's were talking, and one had a pained look on his face.
    “What’s the matter, Brucie?” asked the other gay lad'.
    “Oh, I have something stuck up my ass, Markie. Could you check it out for me?”
    “OK — bend over.”
    So Brucie bends over and Markie sticks his hand up his ass.
    “It’s deeper, Markie!”, says Brucie, so Markie sticks his hand in deeper. “It’s -deeper-, Markie!”, so Markie sticks his hand in deeper.
    “I feel it!” says Markie, “What is that?”
    “It’s *deeper*, Markie!”, says Brucie, so Markie puts his hand in deeper, still.
    “Ew!”, says Markie, “It’s wrapped around my wrist! What -is- that?!” He pulls his hand out and looks at it. “It’s a Rolex watch!”, he says, “What are you doing with a Rolex watch up your ass?”
    “Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you……”
     
  4. dirtyparrot

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    She gets even..
    every time I get drunk I wake up with an empty wallet:smile:
     
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