I am currently a cop. When I was in the academy it was well known that I had large balls. One day on my birthday after PT, I had my shower and draped towel over the shower head. After washing my hair I opened my eyes to see my towel gone. I walked back to the locker room and my bag and all clothes were gone. I had 10mins before class started and there I was in the locker room butt ass naked. I asked the other guys to go get my uniform and gear back. 8am rolled past and I'm still sitting there, people coming in and out using the rest room looking at me naked. 8.30, half the class comes in laughing and gives my uniform back saying happy birthday.. I get back to class and the instructor says to me " it takes some balls to be late for my class, but I hear you have" back to work. Great class, we had food brought in for my birthday at lunch too and had fun.