I had one very unexpectedly one time. I was at a party in the backyard of a friend’s house one summer—probably 30 people or so at night: BBQ, pool, drinking, all typical stuff. He and his girlfriend (now wife) are good hosts and have lots of parties. One of his friends happens to be a cop in his city and so a regular at these parties when he’s off duty. He’s straight and usually attends with his girlfriend. He’s tall, very fit, buzzed blonde hair, average looks. He happens to be Jewish. I only know this and it’s only relevant in the way he shared it on the night I had this hookup. It was late and finally dark outside and people were all very happy from drinking. Somehow, he began talking about his size in front of the group of six or so standing in the side group we were in at the time. His girlfriend was there, too. He said, “us Jewish guys may not have the longest dicks, but they are thick as trees! I’m five inches long, but fat!” Then, his girlfriend chimed in, “oh, really?!” She was actually challenging him in front of the group, which I found odd.
At these parties, the guys only ever pee outside in the backyard, which was very deep. All the lots in the neighborhood were like that, with a large house at the front of the properties sitting on the street, and then a very long backyard with trees all around the perimeter. The house was too far away, so we would just go out behind the pool and pick a tree as a urinal.
Shortly after he got done telling us all about his cock, he announced it was time to find a tree. There was no way I was missing that opportunity! I was hot on his tail into the backyard. I basically followed him right to where he stopped and then just went to the tree right next to his.
He knew I was there, and so I asked him point-blank, “so, dude, is it true your cock is really that thick?” He didn’t even hesitate in responding with, “come see for yourself.” I went right over and he had it out and was pissing on the tree. He wasn’t hard, and so it was just a normal cut soft dick, but it was nice looking. He said, “as soon as I finish pissing I’ll let you see it hard.”
He instructed me, “come get on your knees and help me.” I complied happily.
I got down and took his entire soft cock into my mouth and began sucking. He got fully hard in a matter of seconds. It was true that he was five inches long, and it was of decent girth, but nothing exceptionally thick. His dick was like a lollipop: I could take the entire thing in my mouth and deep throat it without any effort at all. He didn’t last long, and announced he was going to cum. He busted right down my throat and I swallowed it all. It was warm and salty.
I thought we were done, but then he surprised me. He told me to drop my pants and bend over because he wanted to lick my asshole. I complied immediately. In seconds, the cop’s hot tongue was penetrating my hole. It felt so fucking good. I loved the risk involved: I was in my friend’s backyard with his friend, a local cop, whose girlfriend was present, and anyone could have found us at any moment! That made me so horny.
He tongue fucked my hole for like five minutes and then told me he was going to fuck me. I just said, “yes Sir, Officer.”
He spit into my hole and then just shoved his dick inside me in one movement. It slid right in and it felt really good. I could feel that the head was actually particularly fat, and that turned me on. This time too, he didn’t last long…a few minutes and then he announced he was going to cum again. He grunted and then busted inside me. He pulled his dick out and then slapped my ass, which I liked.
After that, we just put our clothes back and walked back to the party together like nothing happened. It was kind of strange.
When our host saw me a few minutes later he smiled, laughed, and asked me, “so, how was it?” I must have turned red as a tomato. I just looked at him. He said, “it’s fine, I knew he wanted to do that with you. It’s a party, have a good time, man.” I was pleasantly surprised and just laughed it off.