Surgery possibly?
but ye, if I was you I'd get sucked off 24/7. I'm sure there would be a lot wanting to even see it.
Good luck with whatever you decide to do!
Yes, but what about the head of his penis?
this was one of the funniest things I've read all day
The post is ridiculous to begin with ... if a woman can pop a 10lb baby out of her vahjayjay then I imagine pretty much any sized dick can squeeze in there unless it's the size of a baby's head.