Anybody like swimming naked?

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Swimsuits are nothing but chains by which we are fed into the Machine. Why on earth would anybody wear clothes in the water?

Do you wear clothes in the shower? I hope not, broham. Then why do you wear clothes at the beach? Do you want tan lines? Are you still living in '82? Do you like Police Academy 4?

People say to me "Waaaanh! I don't want to see fat people naked!"

Do you know how much better fat people look without a bikini on?

Last time I went to the beach I saw these two naked fat chicks in the water splashing each other and having a great time. You know what I thought? I thought: "Fuck yeah! Fuck Cosmo and fuck Elle. You guys rule!" And I know I'm gay and all, but if they started making out I swear I would have blown up.


Love your body or no one else will.
 
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Yes, visited not long ago. There are separate days for men and women. Everybody is naked, in the locker room, shower, sauna. Really great and liberating. Yrjönkatu Swimming hall

I'm glad it's still operating. Last time I was in Helsinki it was summer and the pool was closed. I have great memories of it.
 
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Anyone like to swim naked in the pool, lake, ocean, etc.? Stories...

Of course! But I only swim in pools.

Lakes always have slimey or rocky bottoms and that weird seaweedy stuff that touches your legs. Not to mention snapping turtles, beavers, and who knows what else. :yuck:

I will sometimes wade hip deep in the ocean but that's about it. Being a Jersey girl I have a bit of a phobia about swimming with the fishes. :tongue:
 

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I love swimming naked on the reef.
The water is crystal clear and very warm.
and all the fish and corals glow like jewels and if you bring down bread they will swim right up to you and eat out of your hands.
It's where I'm the most happiest in the world.
 

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I love swimming naked on the reef.
The water is crystal clear and very warm.
and all the fish and corals glow like jewels and if you bring down bread they will swim right up to you and eat out of your hands.
It's where I'm the most happiest in the world.

Yeah, but as a scuba diver on a deserted reef have you and your buddies ever had underwater sex?
 

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I love swimming naked... pools... anytime... Ocean, occasionally... the more tropical and clear the water, the better...
Oh, and Old Hickory Lake... Good ole Old Hickory... it's a man made lake in TN... you're at the top of the food chain. ;) I've had some awesome 4am skinny dipping sessions... even had sex in the lake off the side of a boat... that was fun.
We slept on the pontoon boat and woke up in the morning when everything was still... it was cool.
 

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I love swimming naked... pools... anytime... Ocean, occasionally... the more tropical and clear the water, the better...
Oh, and Old Hickory Lake... Good ole Old Hickory... it's a man made lake in TN... you're at the top of the food chain. ;) I've had some awesome 4am skinny dipping sessions... even had sex in the lake off the side of a boat... that was fun.
We slept on the pontoon boat and woke up in the morning when everything was still... it was cool.

Late night lake swims were the best...usually it was the girls who were up for it.
 

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I love to go hiking near my cottage. There are many little lakes along the manicured trails. I like to take a dip in each one. If nobody is around, or if I'm with a buddy then it's always a naked swim. Unfortunately I always, without fail, get rock hard while swimming naked. Sometimes it's awkward. Sometimes it's fun.
 

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Late night lake swims were the best...usually it was the girls who were up for it.

yeah, I've also skinny dipped on a dare... it was late october in Indiana... weather was chilly enough to be wearing jeans... but warm enough for a t-shirt... Someone dared me to jump into the water, and I, like the stubborn and bullheaded person I can be, aided by alcohol, decided to ask for a towel... then I peeled off all my clothes and jumped right in... then about 10 seconds later jumped right out... and sat by the fire to warm up/dry out... and finally put my clothes back on in the bathroom of their house a while later...

I gotta learn to say no to dares... LOL... but it was fun.
 
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my cousins live pretty far out on a rural road and they have a big pool in their backyard. on all my summer breaks i go up and visit them. we usually stay up all night and all of us go skinny dipping. lots of fun times
 

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yeah, I've also skinny dipped on a dare... it was late october in Indiana... weather was chilly enough to be wearing jeans... but warm enough for a t-shirt... Someone dared me to jump into the water, and I, like the stubborn and bullheaded person I can be, aided by alcohol, decided to ask for a towel... then I peeled off all my clothes and jumped right in... then about 10 seconds later jumped right out... and sat by the fire to warm up/dry out... and finally put my clothes back on in the bathroom of their house a while later...

I gotta learn to say no to dares... LOL... but it was fun.

I bet! best times were after a hot day and it would cool down at night and the lake would feel warm. helped the guys out I know that:wink:
 

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I love to go hiking near my cottage. There are many little lakes along the manicured trails. I like to take a dip in each one. If nobody is around, or if I'm with a buddy then it's always a naked swim. Unfortunately I always, without fail, get rock hard while swimming naked. Sometimes it's awkward. Sometimes it's fun.
Note to Self: Book a flight to Ottawa to go hiking.:wink:
 
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Last summer, I had my first naked swim since I got circumcised.

My, what a feeling.

Feeling the water move against the naked glans was oh ! so ! wonderful, especially when doing the crawl with hands pushing water under the belly and thus increasing water flow against the glans.
 

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I'd love to swim naked more often that I get the chance to, but alas it is not to be. One of my fave non sexual fantasies is to go skinny dipping with a bunch of guys in a secluded forest area, just mucking around and having fun while enjoying the freedom of being naked and not turning sexual or weird. Cue Merchant Ivory references LOL