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hi

is anyone here over 12" inch?

would be cool if we could chat.


darius ' dot ' liebkind 'at' g.m.a.i.l (without the dots) 'dot' c.o.m (withou the dots)




im very unhappy with that what im blessed





my native language is german, so forgive me... but i dont have much chance to talk english here in germany okay...
 
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hung_big: Eww...gross. Thanks for the good researching brah! Kudos!
 

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Originally posted by hung_big@Apr 23 2005, 06:28 PM
Eww...gross. Thanks for the good researching brah! Kudos!
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lol sure im am darius... lol

but... nerokid2003 isnt me..

im dariXXXXXXXXX on yahoo :p
 
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hung_big: Carolina...I used a translation service and it gave me:

Bumsen Weg

From what I know of German, it sounds pretty correct, but we'd need DMW or someone who knows German to double check and give us a diffinite answer.

If it isn't, I'm sure it will still get the message across. (See CC, Chris can do his research too :p)
 

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"Fuck" seems to be universal now. I've heard it as fuken in Germany, although I think the right form is ficken. It's odd being told to go fuck yourself in the formal (Gehen Sie fickt sich).

Take care

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Originally posted by hung_big@Apr 24 2005, 04:11 PM
From what I know of German, it sounds pretty correct, but we'd need DMW or someone who knows German to double check and give us a diffinite answer.

I don't speak German. I can say, „Hast du einen Plattenspieler?“ (transl: "Do you have a record player?") ... yeah, that comes in handy in everyday conversation! :eyes: I'm completely useless for anything more complicated than that in German.
 
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hung_big: I'm sure we can find other uses for you Jacinto :blush: :9
 

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Originally posted by hung_big@Apr 24 2005, 04:11 PM
Carolina...I used a translation service and it gave me:

Bumsen Weg

From what I know of German, it sounds pretty correct, but we'd need DMW or someone who knows German to double check and give us a diffinite answer.

If it isn't, I'm sure it will still get the message across. (See CC, Chris can do his research too :p)
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lol
thats funny.... but wrong!

fuck off ... well like more verpiss dich
 
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hung_big: Jana do you think you can't reform yer ways and turn back in to Queen Bitch for just a little while and verbally lop this guys head off?
 

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Originally posted by hung_big@Apr 25 2005, 01:35 AM
Jana do you think you can't reform yer ways and turn back in to Queen Bitch for just a little while and verbally lop this guys head off?
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Aww, c'mon Chris, we have bigger fish to fry, eh?
 
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hung_big:
Aww, c'mon Chris, we have bigger fish to fry, eh?

You raise a good point *fixes spandex suit around crotch area*

Up, up and away *JC troll fighters spring into action*
 

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Originally posted by hung_big@Apr 24 2005, 09:10 PM
Aww, c'mon Chris, we have bigger fish to fry, eh?

You raise a good point *fixes spandex suit around crotch area*

Up, up and away *JC troll fighters spring into action*
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Chris, I'm sure some of us can take your mind of this troll and into time of ectasy unknown. :evilgrin:
*Those soaked pants aren't from urine*
 

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Originally posted by nerolix+Apr 24 2005, 06:19 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(nerolix &#064; Apr 24 2005, 06:19 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-hung_big@Apr 24 2005, 04:11 PM
Carolina...I used a translation service and it gave me:

Bumsen Weg

From what I know of German, it sounds pretty correct, but we&#39;d need DMW or someone who knows German to double check and give us a diffinite answer.

If it isn&#39;t, I&#39;m sure it will still get the message across. (See CC, Chris can do his research too :p)
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lol
thats funny.... but wrong&#33;

fuck off ... well like more verpiss dich
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Since your dick is so big, why don&#39;t you put in in your mouth and leave it there permanently? Or in your own ass and fuck yourself forever?
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Apr 24 2005, 04:27 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Apr 24 2005, 04:27 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-hung_big@Apr 24 2005, 04:11 PM
From what I know of German, it sounds pretty correct, but we&#39;d need DMW or someone who knows German to double check and give us a diffinite answer.

I don&#39;t speak German. I can say, „Hast du einen Plattenspieler?“ (transl: "Do you have a record player?") ... yeah, that comes in handy in everyday conversation&#33; :eyes: I&#39;m completely useless for anything more complicated than that in German.
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My condolances Jacinto. It appears that this language barrier is going to keep you from having a serious long term relationship with Nerolix. We will all keep you in our thoughts and do "whatever" we need to do to keep your mind of Nerolix or Darius or damn what did you say his name was?
 

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Originally posted by Freddie53+Jun 20 2005, 07:59 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Freddie53 &#064; Jun 20 2005, 07:59 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Apr 24 2005, 04:27 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-hung_big
@Apr 24 2005, 04:11 PM
From what I know of German, it sounds pretty correct, but we&#39;d need DMW or someone who knows German to double check and give us a diffinite answer.


I don&#39;t speak German. I can say, „Hast du einen Plattenspieler?“ (transl: "Do you have a record player?") ... yeah, that comes in handy in everyday conversation&#33; :eyes: I&#39;m completely useless for anything more complicated than that in German.
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My condolances Jacinto. It appears that this language barrier is going to keep you from having a serious long term relationship with Nerolix. We will all keep you in our thoughts and do "whatever" we need to do to keep your mind of Nerolix or Darius or damn what did you say his name was?
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What is with people knowing these completely random phrases in other languages?
 

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Originally posted by Ecchi@Jun 21 2005, 12:51 PM
What is with people knowing these completely random phrases in other languages?
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We grew up with Berlitz.

Ecoutez. A midi.
Quel heure est-il? Il est midi.
C&#39;est l&#39;heure de déjeuner. Qu&#39;est-ce qu&#39;il y a à manger?
Il y a saucisse, sans doute.
Ecoutez et répétez. A midi.
Quel heure est-il?
Quel heure?
Quel heure est-il?
Est-il?
Il est midi. Midi. Midi. Il est midi. Il est midi.
C&#39;est l&#39;heure de déjeuner.
C&#39;est l&#39;heure de déjeuner. C&#39;est l&#39;heure de déjeuner. De déjeuner.
C&#39;est l&#39;heure de déjeuner.
Qu&#39;est-ce qu&#39;il y a à manger?
Qu&#39;est-ce qu&#39;il y a?