anyone broke a bed or....

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  1. dave2006

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    anyone ever broke a bed while having sex or fucked on a bed where the box spring was completely shot?
    Once when on vacation with a gf we stayed at this cottage. They had this antique bed which had a wooden frame. The one side snapped causing the whole end to snap. I had to use carpenters glue and a couple vices to fix it but no one ever found out.
    In college I had this bed with a boxspring that was so shot you couldn't even move without that thing squeaking like mad. My roommate use to rag on me when I had a girl over as you could hear everything. He said could tell when it was about to be over based on the noise it was making.
    Lived in an apt complex had the same bed opened my door one morning to see a can of WD40 sitting in front with note attached saying oil your springs or get a new FUCKING bed! I eventually got a new one only because my gf at the time complained about it and threaten to cut off sex
     
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    I was having sex with a partner at a hotel in Panama City Beach, FL. The headboard came off and we had reason to believe the structural integrity of the frame may have been compromised in other ways. We didn't test our luck further and just moved to the other bed because the room had 2 queens.
     
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    the whole sordid truth???:confused:
    A flipping air bed!!!! Blew a hole but we never missed a beat ended up on the floor laughing our asses off!!!
     
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    A crappy-ass bed in a room I was renting; it was supposed to be a "good solid frame" but after one frenzied fucking with my then GF, I rocked the bed to the point where the backboard hit the wall, cracked the drywall & broke the frame right after we came.
    It was a good laugh for both of us.
     
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    Not a bed,but once I was fucking a girl so hard, that the mirror on the dresser across the room, came crashing down .
    It was 2 o'clock in the morning,and the guy downstairs,jumped out of bed and yelled "What the fuck!!"
     
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    Broke an antique wooden bed also. One of the hardwood posts split midsection due to shear force. Whoops.

    We ignored it and moved to the couch and a few minutes later someone started pounding on the door. Turns out the neighbours downstairs had invited their parents over for supper and the pounding and screaming had started between dinner and dessert .
     
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    Several years ago this guy I was sort of dating and I fucked on his futon. We broke two of the thin wooden slats that run under the mattress, but just kept on going.
     
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    i've broken many beds. i build my own nowadays.
     
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    anyone ever broke a bed while having sex...?

    My cock is pretty big, not THAT big...
     
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    One just flatly collapsed after the joints of the side frame with the head- and footboard gave way to our onslaught, the other bed was broken after I had kicked my foot through the footboard ornaments. Shitty plywood/veneer job :wink:
     
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    FOR SALE:

    ONE king size mattress with frame. Used for two weeks of mindblowing sexual activity. Hardly no stains. May have fucked a celeb on it.

    Price: 200$ or best offer.


     
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    " MAY" have fucked a celeb????? Guess he didnt sign the guestbook.
     
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    Nah, the trick is to make the people want more.... by not telling them who the person is... there is more demand.:cool: Plus, how many people would want the bed if the celeb was Shirley Mclaine or Sir Ian McKellan?:biggrin1:
     
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    No, he/she/it signed the mattress or the sheets, and left a signed polaroid with thighs wide open with Jeff.
     
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    Do you realize you put the $ sign to the right of the 200?
     
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    No, I didn't even notice it.... Wow, I'm slipping. However, is it possible I can just chalk it up to making a crappy For Sale sign?:tongue:
     
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    Yeh.
    Bent my metal frame one totally out of shape.

    best one was in uni. was having sex and heard this almighty crash and the bed moved. thought the legs had fallen off - checked and they were stil lthere so carried on. a few weeks later i noticed we'd gone through the floorboards!
     
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    You had a threesome with Shirley Mclaine and Sir Ian McKellan and you didn't take pics or a video?!? :eek: :confused: :eek:
     
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    My ex and I broke two box springs. We finally got a clue that the mattress should just go on the floor...:wink:
     
  20. Principessa

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    My boyfriend and I broke my bed in grad school. However in our defense, it was an old bed which I had inherited from grandparents. I had a new mattress and box spring, but the original frame. The 30 year old frame is what broke.
     
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