Anyone else think the penis is weird?

[B_henry miller]

Someone recently told me that my penis is not that good looking. I responded by saying my feelings aren't hurt because I think that overall the penis is an ugly body part anyway.

Come to think of it, I think they're very strange, and a big part of my fascination with the penis is trying to comprehend what the fuck it is! I mean, maybe it's something only a guy can relate to ... but how can a body part change sizes based on mood, and how can it seem to have a mind of its own, and why does it look like a fuckin' alien being attached to my body, and, you know, what the fuck is it?

I'm all existential now. Sorry.

Seriously. I had a friend who told me that he spent a lot of time looking at his penis and trying to come to terms with it, lol. :biggrin1: Trying to get himself past the point of thinking it was this ugly alien being attached to his body.

Can anyone relate to this?

 

[Mule]

Not really, no. I'm best friends with my penis. I like it. I've been told that it's a good-looking one, and some previous playmates have told me it's my best feature or one of my best features.

 

[B_Austin Blue]

No - my penis is my best friend too and I love the way it looks both soft and erect.

 

[lilbear]

NO. I love mine.

 

[tguy]

it looks ok to me

 

[Pj]

yours look good!

 

[CALAMBO]

henry...your friend is WRONG, you got a great looking unit...jealousy can cause folks to invent crap....i suspect most men who are comfortable with themselves both physically and mentally love thier cocks...love mine..love looking at mine...you should too

 

[Gnashin Teefe]

if you focus too much on anything, your mind can start playing games with you.

example: sometimes if i start thinking too much about the spelling of a common word, i can convince myself that i have it spelled wrong.

moral of the story: your penis looks just fine. stop obsessing about how it looks and go have fun with it instead.

btw: i am soooo glad that i have a penis.

 

[B_Nick8]

It's funny you should ask this. I happened to look at your gallery today and I gave you a 10 on one of your pics. You have a particularly nice looking dick.

 

[B_henry miller]

Woah. Thanks, guys. I wasn't fishing for compliments. But this is nice to hear.

I think the penis is ugly. As far as ugly penises go, I think mine is good looking.

About the penis, I suppose I feel the whole concept is unusual. The whole "mind of its own" thing. Odd.

 

[marriedasian]

If you truly think ur cock is ugly, i feel you have deeper self-esteem issues. You may just express those feelings through your cock cause it's an easier target, plus someone affirmed it for you. Or you have a lot of time to think about a lot of things.

My wife loves my cock and thinks it's the most beautiful thing in the world and i concur with her!

:biggrin1:

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

Hahaha, no my penis isn't my best friend, man, that would be a horrible social life :tongue:.
But yeah, I'm quite attached to my penis. It' snot the penis that influence us, it's all the hormones running in our body and the penis is just a respond on it. I don't think it's an ugly thing (If I did, I wouldn't take pictures of it or be on a site like this :biggrin1, but yeah, there are dicks that don't look good, but I'm quite happy with mine.
Why is a penis weird? Look at a vagina, how can they pee properly, how can you keep that clean?
Woman should probably think the same about us.
My conclusion is; my penis is not weird and I don't think penises are weird!​

 

[Principessa]

Henry Miller, I know you wanted male opinions; but I just had to say that your penis is a very far cry from ugly. Trust me I have seen some funny looking dicks on this and other sites and yours is not one of them.

It is interesting that the penis is sort of a barometer of male mood and in some instances the weather. We girls don't have anything like that. Our nipples get hard in cold weather. I honestly have no idea what happens to my clit during temperature changes. I'm guessing it stays the same or I would have noticed by now.

Not really, no. I'm best friends with my penis. I like it. I've been told that it's a good-looking one, and some previous playmates have told me it's my best feature or one of my best features.

I would like to be best friends with your penis too. :redface: :naughty: Are you taking applications? Is there a fan club :flirt:

 

[B_andyo]

my penis looks like a hot ass model in the sun.

 

[Mule]

I would like to be best friends with your penis too. :redface: :naughty: Are you taking applications? Is there a fan club :flirt:

No fan club as yet, NJQT, but you're welcome to start one. We'll have to keep an eye on my ego though, make sure it doesn't get too inflated.

 

[Hanger2]

I am great friends with my penis. I love the look, the size and the feel of it. It has a pair of great buddies that hang around it 24/7 also. If you think that all penises are ugly then I think that you should do some positive thinking to change your mindset.

 

[B_henry miller]

I guess I need therapy from you guys. I just think the whole concept of a penis is weird. I remember once hearing a woman say that she thought women's bodies looked strange. I couldn't relate to that. But I can relate to the flipside, I suppose.